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Scherzo Elskorpion

by 2merica

SCHERZO EISKORPION "Trick of the Scorpion" Tonight is the night they make history Never Met Tomorrow Keep Steady Mass Entertainment Aqua Scura Saving Makino A Product of Flux-adel Dreams West © Collinwood Sun Music LLC (ASCAP)
Genre: Rock: Funk Rock
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Never Met Tomorrow
5:41 $0.99
2. Keep Steady
5:38 $0.99
3. Mass Entertainment
5:59 $0.99
4. Aqua Scura
4:58 $0.99
5. Saving Makino
6:06 $0.99
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Album Notes
2MERICA: Trick of the Scorpion
[Scherzo Elskorpion]

Featured Musical Players:
Jesus Irizarry - basses
Mistaswift - drums
JP Abramczyk - guitars
Jaimeson - verses
Ezraz - synths & voices
Also Featuring:
J - saxophones
Lawrence Cro - vocals
Kenny Irizarry - guitars
Token Kneegrow - guitars

This album is dedicated to the late, great Jesus Irizarry & Lawrence Cro, two beautiful and creative souls.

Produced by Ezraz for Flux-adel Dreams & Collinwood Sun Music
Recorded in Cincinnati & Cleveland on mostly real stuff
Mixed at the Flux Underground, Compound, Red Room, PainGlass, and Backyard Bear Studios
Audio Mastering by Dave Davis (Tracks 1,2,3) and Abbey Road Red CloudBounce (Tracks 4,5)

1: Never Met Tomorrow aka The Decision
(Irizarry / Ravia / Abramczyk / Trocheck / Paulic)
:intro to story and characters, setting the scene
opening credits

2: Keep Steady aka The Sex Scene
(Trocheck / Irizarry / Ravia / Reynolds)
:land the girl, macking strong, pure funk and nastiness

3: Mass Entertainment aka The Night Out
(Irizarry / Phillips / Ravia / Trocheck / Paulic)
:the big night out, trying to get out of myself

4: Aqua Scura aka Dark Water Blues
(Irizarry / Ravia / Trocheck / Phillips)
:the chase scene, the cops are coming, have no fear
death scene

5: Saving Makino aka Shout It From The Rooftops
(Irizarry / Ravia / Trocheck / Phillips)
:the heroic fantasy, live from heaven storming the rooftops

Running time 31:00
In glorious stereo



Jak Rody
Bob W.C. Sheridan

* * * * CASTING NOTICE! * * * *

"SCHERZO ELSKORPION" 2MERICA COMPANY is casting it's mainstage repertory third Elpee and is seeking voice actors who give good phone. Desperately seeking—

—"Makino": 20-30 female, shy, romantic, mysterious
—"Rose": 18-25 female, sexy, charismatic, charming
—"Jak": 25-35 male, noble, naive, tragic romantic
—"the wildcard": 30-50 male, professional, powerful
—"the rival": 30-40 male, passive-aggressive, bitter

as the cast of the upcoming 2merica album and tale of five people intersecting during the most important day of their respective lives.

Location: Our minds, your telephone, the elpee
Category: Non-union, Non-commercial, Non-sensical

Contact: ilike2watch@2merica.tv for sample dialog and audition information


SCHERZO ELSKORPION [Trick of the Scorpion]


Bob W.C. Sheridan (Jonathan Dio), the music industriy's top "big shot" who breaks the hottest stars, confronts his newest discovery Jak Rody (Leo Erabus) during the dramatic showdown.


figuring out his rejection of- and by society on the brink of mass success (aka a dumb innocent kid)
the meloncholy leader of El Skorpions, hottest band of the moment

"i'm on a streak, i'm gonna play it out"
"just trying to get out of my own way"
"there isn't gonna be a next time - you were late"

a very talented ironic critic and amateur sabateur
a has-been nearing never-was

"that was the key to my sound. you can't just take a man's sound"
"i guess i'm just a nice guy"
"planning on looking for work soon? remember it depends on where you look"
"i respect a man who's good at what he does, and i'm good at what i do"

a shy yet somehow boastful imposter, cousin of w.c.sheridan
a lifelong cheater who's never been caught

"you are kind of taking a chance aren't you?"
"i didn't think you'd be the one to pay me"
"it's all about to happen!"

a randomly brilliant muse who facilitates
a scenester who knows everyone

"forgive my boldness..."
"i don't like it, but i'll set it up"
"for crying out loud"
"it's a strangely beautiful night"
"you will forever have my admiration and respect"

a star-maker who exchanges power and money with talent, cousin to makino
a lifter of lives or a crusher of spirits?

"i'll be right back for my change"
"it's no secret now - there's no deal"



Tonight is the night everything changes....

Here comes our man, on his personal journey. It is late march in a rusty city on the north side of america.

This could be classified as a travel tale.
However, the traveling camera will not, at present, be considered.

Bob Sheridan has already called twice. They finally agreed to that interview, but only in esperanto.

Perhaps you need to know when this story takes place. Let’s say sometime between 1845 and 2105.

I mean to say it can be anytime, for this story traverses generations.

Okay, okay, her name is Makino. Funny name, huh? You should see the variety shows!
“That girl is gonna be mine, even if it takes all night”. Valuable coupons indeed.

He fires up his sled. It’s one of those new imports, a Teribus or something similarly nonsensical. It has all the modern options - a solid ride. cup holders up front, can holders in the rear. A man feels indestructible in such a vessel.

It all changed for them that night on the island. A resolute cottage full of resolute stairs.

Sometimes it takes a village, sometimes it takes a lot less.

“Fuckin redneck!”. A mullet driving an Iraq-z just cut him off. No one knows how to drive in this place.

“Here I am, six years later, and it’s come to this. I’m a reasonable man but I’m sick and tired of all this traffic. i can’t wait to get out of america.”

Pity the fool who didn't see it all coming. I mean, even Zarathustra would have sensed her ways.

He knew what was going on then, and only he really can explain what’s about to happen, but he’s gonna need a little bit of time to collect and deliver his words.

So let’s just say it is literally fortuitous, the meeting of this story with this teller.


Other Releases for you to enjoy:
2MERICA - Record Profits LP
2MERICA - Sensors & Switches & Buttons LP
2MERICA - Mass Entertainment EP

Stay tuned into 2MERICA at www.wfnk.com



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