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Busted Teeth Fandango

by Beefus

Too brown to be bluegrass, this can only be BEEFGRASS!
Genre: Country: Bluegrass
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1. Thunder-Thighs Missile-Tits
3:48 $0.99
2. Latrine
3:10 $0.99
3. Sunshine Without the Shadow
3:23 $0.99
4. The Brown Bomber
2:59 $0.99
5. Lorena the Sheep
3:06 $0.99
6. The Whiskey Tastes Like Tardigrades
4:59 $0.99
7. Freight Train Took Muh Legs / Trouble Every Day
4:39 $0.99
8. She Got the Best of Me, You Got the Rest of Me
2:54 $0.99
9. Busted Teeth Fandango
4:22 $0.99
10. Cheap Smokes
5:44 $0.99
11. Dog Food (But for People)
5:37 $0.99
12. Bark Like a Human
4:08 $0.99
13. Swollen Tongues
3:17 $0.99
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Album Notes
Banned from the Grand Ole Opry and A Prairie Home Companion, BEEFGRASS is more than your fuzzy pals Beefus dressed in overalls. It's got banjos, mandos, and washboards, but BEEFGRASS ain't your Pappy's feel-good honky-tonk. And it ain't your Mammy's tender mountain ballads. It's darker, it's weirder, it growls and howls and tears up the sack of hog feed. It chases you through the corn with its idiot grin. It did something to your cousin in back of the barn.
The new CD in Beefus' BEEFGRASS mode is called "BUSTED TEETH FANDANGO." It weaves a harrowing rural world of cow-spermings, pig stabs, goat garrottings, hazy June nights under the Corn Molester. It's the twang of a Zither under the Harvest Moon, when the Grain Satan dances bloodstreaked in the Furrows, it's the Blatt of a Bladderhorn that gets the feathery flocks alarmed and defecating. To make these sounds, the boys n girls of BEEFUS developed unsettling 1000-yard stares, shocks of sun-blarched red hair, and an urge to kill and taste human meat.
Cum join the lizard-eyed cultists around the bonfire, dance the Topeka Bible Strut backwards. Tonight, the whiskey tastes like tardigrades, there's dog food for all the people, and we're having a hoe-down in the BEEFGRASS!



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