Bonecage | Porcelain Pony

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Porcelain Pony

by Bonecage

This is a two-disc album of originals and parodies about video games, 80s movies, and crotches... but in a good way.
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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1. Dogmeat (feat. Mr. Gee)
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2. Bag-a-Dees
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3. Dolphin Rape Awareness Month
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4. Cause I Love You
2:56 $0.99
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5. Giant Purple Dildo
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6. Riding High
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7. In the Mall
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8. Wasteland Raiders
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9. Sweetpea
3:55 $0.99
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10. Kenny
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11. You Ruined My Favorite Shows (feat. Kirby Krackle)
3:19 $0.99
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12. Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
2:28 $0.99
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13. Pyro
2:33 $0.99
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14. Written on Your Face
2:12 $0.99
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15. Satan Gave Me a Taco
3:29 $0.99
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16. Hello Joco
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17. Crotch Magic
2:15 $0.99
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18. Cyborg 101
3:05 $0.99
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19. Glory of Thrones
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20. Heisenberg
4:28 $0.99
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21. I Need Help Fighting the Evil Dead
2:44 $0.99
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22. I Always Feel Like I'm Gonna Quantum Leap
3:01 $0.99
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23. Jon Snow Ain't Dead
4:38 $0.99
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24. King of Making Cat Memes
3:26 $0.99
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25. Mythbuster
4:02 $0.99
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26. Saul Goodman
3:13 $0.99
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27. Carcassonne Tonight
3:35 $0.99
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28. Stormborn and Loves Dragons
3:23 $0.99
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29. You're the Man in Black
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Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.

ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
If you’ve ever quoted an Arnold Schwarzenegger film, danced awkwardly with a girl while trying to conceal an erection, or wished there was a an anthem to the Olive Garden, well then you are probably awesome. Also, there’s a very good chance that Bonecage is creating music that is tailor-made for you.

Bonecage combines irreverent comedy with well-written and often powerful arrangements and vocals that are atypical of the comedy/nerd rock genre. Shamelessly exploring humorous and often embarrassing topics, Bonecage forces you to look inward and assess your own soul…

Actually, he wrote a song about fake vaginas and just wants you to have a good time because, if you are not having fun while listening to music, then really what’s the point?

Some topics Bonecage has explored include:

Total Recall/Predator
Bear attacks
Accidentally seeing your best friend’s penis
Grandma (his, yours, everybody’s)
Having sex with mermaids
His belly button

If you enjoy artists such as Tenacious D, Jonathan Coulton, Presidents of the United States of America, They Might Be Giants, and Weird Al Yankovic, then you are sure to like Bonecage.

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