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The Road Less Graveled

by Brent Holmes

This CD has fifty one hilarious country poems by Uncle Handsome and an additional 23 "Redneck Relaxation Tracks". It's a great CD if you like clean country comedy. Poetry tracks feature banjo and fiddle played by John McEuen of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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1. Frog Giggin' Granny
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2. A Homemade Honeyglazed Han
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3. Drivin With Nothin' But the Radio On
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4. Fatback
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5. On Bein' Inspired By the Tree On the Roof
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6. I Took Her Fer Granite and It Turned Her Heart to Stone
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7. They Come from a Far
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8. When Lightnin' Struck Our Ol' Outhouse
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9. On Findin' a New Hounddog
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10. The Resurrection of a Rabbit
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11. The Backyard Landfill
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12. The Meanest Rooster in the World
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13. Santa and His Little Elvis
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14. On Buyin' a New Car Phone
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15. Momma's Whoopy Cushion
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16. Mules, Magnolias & Mockingbirds
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17. Biggun' and the Bucktoothed Bigfoot
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18. Granny and the Ultralight Chickenhawk
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19. Cudzu At Christmastime
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20. U.F.O.'s
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21. The Bright Orange Hunter
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22. Eatin' Granny's Peanuts
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23. To Pat a Hounddog On the Head
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24. We Buried Aunt Edna in the Floodplain
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25. Possum Stew
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26. Granny and the Haunted Outhouse
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27. Cold, Cold, Buttermilk
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28. Cars On Blocks
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29. Life in the Country
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30. What Is Time to a Hog?
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31. Fishin' With the Warden
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32. Elvis Is in Our Outhouse
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33. Flamingos in the Manger Scene
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34. The Fridges of Madison County
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35. Shooter & the Mule Eggs
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36. Believin' in Bigfoot
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37. The New Winders
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38. Buford & Momma's Brazeer
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39. Accomodation
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40. Ever' Time the Still Gits Struck By Lightnin'
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41. A Spotlighter's Nightmare
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42. The Frog in the Nog
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43. On Leavin' the Christmas Lights Up
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44. A Little Prose 'bout Frozen Clothes
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45. On Bein' a Poet
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46. The Drive Thru Winder
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47. When You're Tryin' to Pick Buckshot Out of a Bass
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48. Game Warden Knockin' On My Door
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49. Shootin' Pink Flamingos
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50. The Wasp On the Wall
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51. The Road Less Graveled
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52. Fatback Fryin' in the Early Morn'
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53. Sun Risin' O'er the Cars On Blocks
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54. Chainsaw Idling in the Pines
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55. Stream Flowin' By the Outhouse
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56. Barnyard On a Summer Day
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57. Handsome's Tractor in a Shed
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58. Swayback Mule Chewin' Corn
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59. Uncle Handsome Trackin' a Possum
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60. Possum Stew Boilin' On the Stove
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61. Granny's Hog On the Front Porch
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62. Faucet Dripping in a Kitchen Sink
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63. Rain Fallin' On an Ol' Tin Roof
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64. Cows Grazin' in the Front Yard
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65. Sounds from Around the Still
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66. Waterfall Where Moonshine's Hid
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67. Old Commode That Won't Quit
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68. Rain Leakin' in Thru the Tin Roof
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69. Gravel Road On a Summer's Eve
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70. Bowling Alley Just After Sunset
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71. Granny Out Giggn' Fer Frogs
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72. Handsome Out Spotlightin' Deer
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73. Truckstop in the Moonlight
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
The fifty one poems on this CD cover everything about country living from outhouses to fatback. Escape for a while into the world of Uncle Handsome and you'll find your spirits lifted as you laugh your way through the CD. Then sit back and relax to the 23 "Redneck Relaxation Tracks" carefully recorded in digital stereo. Some of these sounds you won't find anywhere else. Jerry Clower and George Lindsey endorsed the companion book by the same title. This is a great CD to give as a gift and to share with friends, whether they know about country living or not.

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