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Captain Pigheart's Mermaid Adventure

by Captain Pigheart

The story of love blossoming between Captain Pigheart and a stranded mermaid. Or possibly lust. Either way, it features the sea, salt and bosoms of a fishy nature.
Genre: Spoken Word: Audiobook
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A sweet tale of romance between the roguish Captain Ignatius Pigheart, fierce pirate captain of the Good Ship Lollipop and a beautiful mermaid.

A tiny excerpt from this delightful tale of piscine love:

"Gaargh, me britches’re stained with the love juice of an impudent mermaid. ‘Twas but four moons ago. We were sailin’ North beyond the dire straits, escapin’ from the British and their monkey-long reach. Aargh. ‘Twas night and the waves were murky, slappin’ the ship like an idle seaman..."



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