Well there’s a story you all know
Bout a jolly old soul at the north pole
He makes all the toys for the girls and the boys
Then he drops em off without any noise.
and they find their way by Rudolph's nose
least that’s how I heard it goes
but did you ever wonder in the night
what it was that made that light?
(chorus)
They mighta come from venus or mars
Or maybe way up in the stars
Sit right back and let me tell ya friend
Santa Claus is an Alien
Well they say he comes here in a sleigh
I think it happened in a different way
Red space suit, long white gloves
In a rocketship sent from up above
And those eight reindeer didn’t come from here
It probably took at least a light year
Donder and vixen, dancer and prancer
They’re still lookin for the answer
(chorus)
Everyone believes in him
Even the elves are little green men
I know he’s comin back again
Cause santa claus is an Alien.
Now it don’t matter if you’re naugty or nice
After you’ve been abducted twice
Probed and prodded from the inside out
No-one knows what you’re talking about
both Chorus's
Narative at the end:
And he smiled and he waived with a ho ho ho,
as he sped out of sight in that UFO
Ho ho ho
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