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Stupid Songs

by Dave Guhlow

12 original (and stupid) comedy songs about everything from boogers to quantum mechanics to an annoying Christmas song. Some kid friendly, some for very warped adults, and some definitely not for grandma (unless she's very warped). CD with lyrics booklet.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Fart Jokes
1:53 $0.99
2. Jerkin' for Jesus
3:37 $0.99
3. Surfin' Alaska
2:24 $0.99
4. Dressing in Drag
2:19 $0.99
5. Is It a Booger
2:31 $0.99
6. Ain't Nature Grand
3:41 $0.99
7. Quantum Mechanic
2:22 $0.99
8. That Annoying Christmas Song
2:10 $0.99
9. Her Peas
2:10 $0.99
10. The Neighborhood Sex Offender
2:08 $0.99
11. 99% of Everything Is Shit
3:28 $0.99
12. Because I'm Dead
2:36 $0.99
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
Hello, and welcome to Stupid Songs, by Dave Guhlow, (pronounced GOO-lo), now available for your dining and dancing pleasure, soon to be available at your local landfill, (pronounced LAND-fill).

The songs contained herein are well within the range for normal human hearing, and are perfect for clearing buildings, dispersing unruly crowds and torturing prisoners.

Side effects may include hearing loss, chronic depression, nausea. Salt to taste. May cause drowsiness. Induce vomiting if swallowed. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Are you still reading this? Consult your physician if you listen to this album longer than four hours.

Dave Guhlow: Vocals, coughs, sneezes, tantrums
Alex Oliver: Vocals, instruments, arrangements, musical guru
Roy Rendahl: Recording and mastering engineer, technical wizard
Les Flem: Vocals, kazoo, tap dancing
Hans Palmer: Manulist
Phil Trum: Nasalist
Albert Einstein: Fiddle
Isaac Newton: Jaw harp
The Dustin Ware Orchestra appears courtesy of no one in particular.

All songs written and produced by Dave Guhlow.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered at Trimordial Studio, Las Vegas, NV.
© ℗ 2014 Buffer Mittens Music (ASCAP)
All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws. Blah blah blah.



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Alex Oliver

Definitely worth price of admission
Having grown up constantly listening to the humor greats played on the Dr. Dimento show, I know that David's music and humor stands with the best of them, including Stan Freberg and Allan Sherman. With songs like "Is It a Booger," "Because I'm Dead," "Jerkin' for Jesus," and many more, the tradition of humor and song continues. It's definitely worth price of admission; after many listens, I'm still laughing so hard I cry. Kudos to David Guhlow and his righteously funny humor.