Dr Beans | Slut Monkey

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Slut Monkey

by Dr Beans

A bunch of musical dirty jokes. Mind-blowing hilarity recommended only for those music fans who are ready for it. Squares beware.
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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1. Yo' Cat
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2. A Bit O' the Diddly
Dr. Beans
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3. A Little Love Song
Dr. Beans
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4. Man Boobs
Dr. Beans
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5. Old Lady in Red
Dr. Beans
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6. Horace and Boris
Dr. Beans
1:58 $0.99
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7. You Are the Wind
Dr. Beans
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8. Me and My Dirty Donkey
Dr. Beans
2:25 $0.99
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9. Protrusion
Dr. Beans
0:49 $0.99
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10. Hiding in Your Bathroom
Dr. Beans
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11. Johnny
Dr. Beans
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12. Rump Roast
Dr. Beans
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13. Gotta Big
Dr. Beans
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14. Slut Monkey
Dr. Beans
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Dr Beans was co-founder of the seminal 90’s band, Hot Broccoli, but following an extensive (and costly) winter tour of the Canadian Northwest Territories (Beans‘ homeland), the band called it quits. Beans stayed behind to raise baby seals on an ice farm, writing the bulk of songs that would appear on his debut release, Slut Monkey.

Initially the songs dealt with heartbreak and drug abuse. Beans was having writer’s block. He later attributed this to the fact that he had never been in love, nor had he ever abused drugs. Instead he wrote a concept album about the plight of the baby seal. The project was financed, in part, by a grant from the NAACP, who misunderstood the project as being about activist Bobby Seals.

Beans protested against the music industry by performing a one-man nude march from Montreal, Quebec to New York City, the music capital of the world. But the trip would be a hazardous one. United States Border officials would not let him enter the country without clothes, and once through, the Canadian officials refused to let him back. Beans was forced to stand at the borderline until an international tribunal could decide the case. Eventually they let him enter the U.S. after a dismayed judge offered his own robes to be worn.

‘His Honor, Dr Beans‘, (as he now called himself) continued his march and was soon attacked by a large female grizzly bear. Despite the rocky start, they grew inseparable and she bore him three furry bear-people. They were named, Clem, Angie and Squackadamookie. Beans grew tired of the domestic wildlife and one morning raised his gavel and declared his marriage null and void and annulled and oh boy was his wife angry.

She roared like a violent penguin and chased him through the woods. He headed south and soon he found himself in New York City’s Greenwich Village. He took the stage one night at Café Wha? and his bear wife came charging in after him. She was tranquilized by police and held for observation. Later, her uncanny ability to read outfielders lead to her being hired as the NY Mets third base coach.

Eventually Beans wrote and recorded the set of songs that would become Slut Monkey, and the world became a better place for all of humanity.

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Sven Nachtglass

Stupendous!
Finally, I can listen to all of Dr. Beans' club faves and a few new ones all on one disk! I am truly awakened. My heart goes out to the robust beauty of Dr. Beans and all he has come to represent for the 21st Century and beyond!
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