El Schlong | The Baddies Are Coming

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The Baddies Are Coming

by El Schlong

Quirky alternative metal with an emphasis on groove and dynamics.
Genre: Metal/Punk: Alternative Metal
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  Song Share Time Download
1. The Baddies Are Coming
6:05 album only
2. Bungface
5:24 album only
3. The Room
8:26 album only
4. Composting
4:54 album only
5. The Cow Jumped Over The Moon
6:48 album only
6. Swing Accident
6:49 album only
7. Arthur R Nevilleson-Robertson-Brown
5:22 album only
8. Harbour Cone
10:52 album only
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
In the beginning there was nothing. After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congeled into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong. Three homosapiens on a righteous crusade to create. Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today. El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random. Like satan in the bath puzzled by the ginger pube on the soap. Like a bloodied 2 by 4 with tinsel trim. Like Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the meat tenderiser.......... After being chased out of New Zealand by a crazed mob, the band relocated to the bright lights of London where they are slowly gathering a following of confused young men in white makeup, and others. They then moved to Berlin, Germany where they lost all ability to understand or use sarcasm.



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