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U Tuchus 4 Granted

by Fa-Cock-Ta

Your Bubby’s favorite Jewish rappers are back with six new slammin’ hits to make you shake your tuchus. Just as hilarious, ridiculous and anti-religious as ever!
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap
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  Song Share Time Download
1. U Tuchus 4 Granted
2:52 $0.99
2. Passover This!
3:57 $0.99
3. Bagel Jews
3:40 $0.99
4. Singles Night at the Temple
3:47 $0.99
5. Breathe (The Tu B'shevat Song)
3:18 $0.99
6. Bubstep
3:39 $0.99
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Album Notes
Eight years after their debut album “Loxstarz,” the treacherous (“Do they have to use so many dirty words?” - Jewish Dave’s dad) trio FA-COCK-TA is finally back with their follow-up, “U Tuchus 4 Granted.” Sure it may be a little short at six songs, but what do you want from them? Jewish Dave has a dozen other hip-hip personas to take care of while DJ Avi D.O.G. is rockin' all over the globe… and what about MC Ethel? Well after spending the last few years becoming a real estate tycoon in Boca and shtooping every hot pool boy she could get her hands on, she's finally decided to work on her own tuchus and has been hitting the gym pretty hard...after all, she was running out of moo moos (not that the pool boys ever complained!).

The title of FA-COCK-TA's sophomore masterpiece comes from the fact that none of you bought their last album. Some mensches you are. A real shandah. But here's your chance to redeem yourself!

FA-COCK-TA plans on touring behind "U Tuchus 4 Granted" to continue the tradition of amazing shows they did during the release of “Loxstarz.” When will that happen? Time will tell bubbelahs. Just know that these three crazy, snarky, scheming and blaspheming Jews will continue to rock until the day they move into the nursing home (which for MC Ethel is probably any day now...hey at least they have a pool...)



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