François Le Foutre | There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!

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There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!

by François Le Foutre

Audiobook of the classic gay pirate romance adventure, BANNED by the Texas Renaissance Festival. As performed by François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, Randy Butterbottom, and Inèl Ladouche.
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Ch 1 - Standing on My Poop
3:46 album only
2. Ch 2 - Rolling in My Poop
9:40 album only
3. Ch 3 - But, Pirate!
4:03 album only
4. Ch 4 - A Fo'c'sle Full of Seamen
6:49 album only
5. Ch 5 - Coming out of the Closet
5:51 album only
6. Ch 6 - There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!
3:09 album only
7. Outtakes
6:16 album only
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival. Buy it before it's banned everywhere!

In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.

"It will bring shame and ignominy upon your family. Unless you give it to someone as a gift, and then it will bring shame and ignominy upon their family." -- Oskar Hasselhoff, author of Grab Them By The Crotch And Throw Them Out The Window

"A shameful use of your reading skills ... don't miss it!" -- A fairy queen

"That wasn't me, that was a broom!" -- Carlos Santana Eduardo Guerrero

"I'm pretty sure I need therapy now, but it was worth it" -- Actual Amazon reviewer



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