François Le Foutre | My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours

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My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours

by François Le Foutre

The sequel to the critically acclaimed BANNED book There’s Seamen on the Poop-Deck!, and the second book in the Seamen Sexology. As performed by François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, Randy Butterbottom, and Inèl Ladouche.
Genre: Spoken Word: Audiobook
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Ch 1 - There's a Dinghy in Our Rear!
8:57 album only
2. Ch 2 - Planning in the Poop
7:00 album only
3. Ch 3 - Release the Coxswain!
6:27 album only
4. Ch 4 - Dicker
13:12 album only
5. Ch 5 - The Rainbow Privateer
4:08 album only
6. Ch 6 - Dicker's on Fire!
8:55 album only
7. Ch 7 - Back to the Queen
4:16 album only
8. Outtakes
2:45 album only
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
In the second book in The Seamen Sexology, the salty seamen of the Raging Queen learn that the Duchess of Dicker has stolen the Golden Rod and hidden it in her person. (Ew.) Much to the crew’s horror, François’ coxswain must go to Dicker, seduce the Duchess, and extract the Golden Rod before it’s too late.

Never have I seen something so depraved. -- The Marquis de Sade

The people of Russia have unanimously chosen to burn this book, both in protest of its content and to keep us warm at night. -- Igor Yakov, racist, misogynist, homophobe

I hate you so much. -- Juan de Cojones, cabana boy

If you're wondering how a book could possibly follow the sheer hilarity of There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck, rest assured that the sequel lives up to its predecesor in a spectacular fashion. There's danger, intrigue, and of course, a butt-load of entertainment. Highly recommend! -- Actual Amazon reviewer



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