The Hairy Aureolas | 17 Songs That Will Make You Want To Kill Your Retarded Step Brother

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17 Songs That Will Make You Want To Kill Your Retarded Step Brother

by The Hairy Aureolas

crazy musical comedy
Genre: Rock: 80's Rock
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1. Stalker
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2. Midget
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3. My Pick Up Lines
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4. Tourette Syndrome Patient
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5. Perverts I Know
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6. Wet Fart At My Girlfriend's House When I Was Eating Dinner With
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7. My Ex-boyfriend
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8. Handicapped
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9. Hermaphrodite
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10. Dennies
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11. Old Guy in a Hat
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12. My Ex-girlfriend
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13. Mi Madre No Tiene Los Brathos
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14. Don't Kiss That Mono Girl
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15. I Still Love Her
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16. Fat Guy in a Speedo
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17. No Oh Dyslexic I'm
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The Life of Robbie & Pauly Nipple
The Hairy Aureolas are rock stars and have sold millions of records in Tanzania and Fiji.
Born on their birthday in 1975 and raised as twins in Naples, Italy, the Nipples grew up under the influence. Anita Nipple, Their famous one armed mother-single handedly raised the boys hard, but gave them much support, breast feeding them until age nine.
Their twisted father, I. Saul Nipple, was never able to see his little Nipples because he was serving jail time for 117 counts of peeping. The boys found comfort & solace in music by creating such songs as Where Is My Goddamn Daddy?, He was only bird watching at 3 am, and Mommy!…Put the gun down!
In 1986, the Nipples made it big with a magnifying glass and the song- Three eyed Baby from a four Tailed Sperm, But after 57 years of playing together they were becoming stiff. The boys were becoming irritated with each other and were constantly being rubbed the wrong way…They decided to break up.
Pauly embarked on a solo career that belly flopped like a portly child off of a high dive (essentially a fat kid). Consequently, Pauly fell into a deep depression in the ground. Robbie’s attempt at a solo career ended after his rock ballet “TIMMY” went down like an intern at the White House.
Within a week of breaking up Pauly called Robbie and said “ Hey!” With that the Nipples were paired up and on their way to becoming more perky. They changed their name to The Hairy Aureolas and started their long trek to their rightful place in music history.
After 85years of hits such as Fat guy in a Speedo, Wet Fart at my Girlfriends House While I was Eating Dinner with her Parents, Jailbait with a Fake I.D. and Hermaphrodite, The Hairy Aureolas are milking it for all it is worth.
They’re supple, succulent and terrified of razors…
They are The Hairy Aureolas

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You have made my day

A laugh riot
After a lousy day at work, I pop this cd in on the way home and I am instantly in a good mood. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You sick Nipples
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bro ox

funny and reminiscent of -itis
this hairy aureolas cd is intelligent and funny, but touching in ways known only to individual listeners. "my ex-boyfriend" cracked me up. even a raving homophobe should be able to laugh his butt off. can't wait for more.
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Sharon

Unbelieveably Funny!!!! I laughed so hard I S&^T my pants!!!!
This CD has some of the craziest funniest songs I have ever heard. Tourette Syndrome Patient is my favorite. You will not believe what you hear and you will laugh you ass off. I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! GO HAIRY NIPPLES!!!
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Jennifer Mitchell

it was a pants wetting adventure :)
such a funny, funny cd - these songs go places no one else's really do and it's great - i'm whoring my copy out to all my friends :)
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Mark Ellis

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BRILLIANT FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OH MY GOD HAHAHAH
This is the most brilliant CD I have ever heard. I laughed through the whole thing! You are missing out on the most comical experience of your life if you do not pick up a copy.
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Mark

THESE GUYS ARE F*&^ING AWESOME!!!
I saw these guys live a few years ago. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!! This is an experience like no other. The CD is a MUST.
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Chelsea Dinte

I LOVE NIPPLES
OK I am still laughing. Never in my life have I ever heard anything so creative and intelligent yet dirty at the same time. Genius......Dirty Genius. I love Fat Guys in Speedos!!
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