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Alcohol & Heartbreak

by Honky Tonkitis

Classic honky tonk sound for jaded drinkers.
Genre: Country: Honky Tonk
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Pabst in the Can and Schlitz in the Bottle
2:49 $0.99
2. I Wanna Marry a Bartender
2:43 $0.99
3. Snap-On Fool
2:50 $0.99
4. What Would George Jones Do?
3:11 $0.99
5. Alimony Is a Four Letter Word
3:02 $0.99
6. Tavern of Love
2:24 $0.99
7. I'm Ready to Drink
2:35 $0.99
8. Johnny Cash Would Kick Your Ass
2:56 $0.99
9. It Only Hurt a Little
3:30 $0.99
10. I Only Drink to Fall Down
2:37 $0.99
11. I'm Gonna Drink Milwaukee Dry
3:11 $0.99
12. Congratulations, You're a Loser
2:02 $0.99
13. Down and Drunk
2:53 $0.99
14. Why Don't You Understand Me?
2:25 $0.99
15. Most of My Friends Are Behind Bars
2:44 $0.99
16. Kiss My Heineken
1:57 $0.99
17. Praying in the House of Hank
3:22 $0.99
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Album Notes
What are YOU gonna do with a year and-a-half since your last album? Drink? Not if you're Honky Tonkitis! These guys are gonna DRINK and WRITE and RECORD seventeen more songs about drinking! And heartbreak! What do you call it? Alcohol & Heartbreak!

Honky Tonkitis' third album brings new music (17 new songs, in this case) and a new band member (accordion player Don Turner).
Still the same happy music about the worst times of your life. What could be better to listen to when you're at the bar, at home, or being yelled at by your wife?

First, there's the beer: Brand-new classics about everyone's favorite alcohol with titles like "Pabst in the Can and Schlitz in the Bottle" and "Kiss My Heineken."
Next, there's the odes to the honky tonk greats: "What Would George Jones Do," "Johnny Cash Would Kick Your Ass" and "Praying in the House of Hank."
Followed by the tributes to the bar: "I Wanna Marry A Bartender," "Tavern of Love," "Congratulations, You're a Loser," and "Most of My Friends Are Behind Bars."
Don't forget divorce: "Snap-On Fool," "Alimony Is A Four Letter Word," "It Only Hurt A Little," and "Why Don't You Understand Me."
And finally, songs about drinking: "I'm Ready to Drink," "I Only Drink to Fall Down," "I'm Gonna Drink Milwaukee Dry," and "Down and Drunk."
What more could you ask for from a honky tonk band?

Sit back, pop a top, cue up the "Alcohol and Heartbreak," and get ready to salve your aching soul.
She ain't left you, she's just looking for the proper moment to come back and get the rest of her stuff. This album will get you through the waiting.

Bartender tested, drinker approved!



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Heartbreak And Alcohol
I've heard all 3 Honkytonk-itis albums...and love them all. But this bad boy, Heartbreak And Alcohol, is easily the best of the trio. The songs are well crafted with raw honky-tonk hooks, John Steffes' voice makes the windows rattle, and the lyrics make me fell sad and drunk and angry at my ex-wife all at once...I can almost taste the lingering odor of a late-60's beer hall; having to disinfect my clothes after each listen to remove the rancid smell of stale cigarettes and cheap whiskey. It's a treat, really.
Buy these songs. Now.