Jim Paquette | Beer & Fireworks

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Beer & Fireworks

by Jim Paquette

Dueling Piano's is a weird, wild, goofy way for musicians to connect to audiences. I wrote these songs with that spirit in mind.
Genre: Country: Country Rock
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  Song Share Time Download
1. You're an Eight
2:15 $0.99
2. B*i*t*c*h
1:41 $0.99
3. Cash Cow
2:33 $0.99
4. Show Up Naked
2:13 $0.99
5. Calling the Game
1:50 $0.99
6. The Day We Played Football
2:04 $0.99
7. Tess Tickles Me
2:48 $0.99
8. You're Full of It
1:44 $0.99
9. Grandma Gets Around
1:51 $0.99
10. Too Hot Not To Be Fake
2:21 $0.99
11. Beer and Fireworks
2:46 $0.99
12. Keep the Bar Low
2:51 $0.99
13. B*I*T*C*H (Fight Song)
1:34 $0.99
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Album Notes
Over the last ten years, I've been making my living playing music in some of the hottest clubs in South Florida (In all fairness, many of the clubs are outdoors, and they're more humid than hot).

I can't say that I don't enjoy singing the same five Buffet songs to drunken bar patrons, who run for dear life at the mere mention of an original song. It's a better way to make a living, than anything else I am qualified for (Do they still pay people to dig ditches?). However, I've managed to squeeze in a few of my own compositions over the years, and found I was able to captivate even the most "Brown Eyed Girl", "American Pie" demanding audiences.

You will find no hugs, no messages, no political statements, and no pining for love, on my CD "Beer and Fireworks", just fun and silliness. Who couldn't use more of that?




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Amatuer CD Underworld Magazine

This CD is very funny.
We listened intently to this CD and find it to be both funny, humorous, and musically enriching. We would call this CD a "strong buy" for anyone looking for some light hearted, comedic, genius. Jim Paquette is a master of this genre. And handsome too.

Lou Abraham

Hilarious! Jim is a comedic and musical genius - loads of fun!
Beer and Fireworks is a laugh-a-minute CD featuring very catchy tunes that will be stuck in your head for a long time if you're not careful! Highly recommend this CD and this artist. These stars go to eleven!

Sir Lawrence Willoghby

If you go out and buy only 1 CD this year make it Beer and Fireworks. It's a must have for comedic musician affecionados everywhere. I laughed till I peed in my pants (can I say that?)

Ace Comacho

I like the CD
I like the CD. I bought it and then listened to it in my car. It sounded good. It turned it loud. And then I listened to it. I think it is funny.


Comic Genius
Great collection from multi-instrumentalist Jim Paquette! I laughed from beginning to end. Make sure to check out "Grandma Gets Around", an all vocal track that combines comedy with great musical creativity. Other picks, "Show Up Naked", "Too Hot Not To Be Fake", "Beer & Fireworks", "Keep The Bar Low". Best of luck! Laura

Ahmed Sri Vanapumati

This CD make me laugh, yes.
This is CD that make my face to smile and I say thank you Jim for doing so. There are many laughs to be had while listening to CD. I fully say to you to please buy this CD at once and enjoy to the maximum extent of your pleasure. Thanking you. Joy, yes.

Eddie Carmichael

Pretty darn good.
Like I said, Pretty darn good.
They also make great gifts.

B. Roth

Jims first
WOW that somes it up. I went to high school with and what a 360. This CD makes me laugh all th etime. Way to go jim and keep up the good work.

Victoria's Secret Secret Publications

Simply the Best!
Jim is full of it! Talent that is. This CD is great to pass around the office. It will brighten up anyone's day! Buy it for your friends.

Jack Voets

Great Piano Bar Stuff!
I heard another piano bar guy doing some of these songs. I asked him where he got the material and he turned me on to Jim's CD at CD Baby. Great stuff on this CD, I am going to use some of these songs to liven up the crowd during my piano bar sets (mixed in with Brown Eyed Girl and American Pie, of course!) Ya can't go wrong with this CD!