Jim Paquette | The Cougar Bar

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The Cougar Bar

by Jim Paquette

Old people having sex
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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  Song Share Time Download
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1. The Cougar Bar
2:46 album only
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2. She Just Got Out of Prison
2:08 album only
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3. I Would Kill for a Taco
2:21 album only
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4. I'm Hard and You are Easy
2:13 album only
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5. Moustache Man
1:36 album only
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6. Real Blonds
2:25 album only
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7. You Will Suck Seed
2:05 album only
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8. Rack
2:11 album only
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9. Too Bad She's a Guy
2:16 album only
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10. Pecker Does the Thinking When He's Drinking
1:48 album only
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11. Women are Crazy
2:04 album only
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12. Bangin My Hose
2:25 album only
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13. Bald Headed White Guy
1:24 album only
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14. Before the Lights Come on
2:37 album only
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
After years of working in night clubs and bars, I wanted to capture some of the sights and smells of this alternative society in one collection of music. The CD opens up with the title track, a 70's sounding dance song that chants "The Cougar Bar, that's where we are". The musical styles in the following songs are as random and diverse as the people they are about. The doo wop of "I'm Hard and You're Easy" followed by the hippy era sounding "Moustache Man" to the punk rock in your face sound of "She Just Got out of Prison". They are all there, from the Bald Headed White Guy to the woman who insists she is a Real Blond. The CD wraps up with a duet between a man and woman who need to hook up "Before the Lights Come on".
First and foremost this is a CD who's main purpose is to provide it's listener with some laughs, cool music, and an overall good time. Enjoy.

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john

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a little juvenile just not quite juvenile enough although very funny
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Heather

Hilarious Song Cycle
This "song cycle" of middle-aged bar tunes is absolutely hilarious and a must-own if you love rock-n-roll humor!

Bravo Jim Paquette!
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Bob Edmund

Funny with great music to back it up!
Besides the fact that these songs had me laughing out loud, the music behind the lyrics is actually really good. There are some very cool tunes on this album. Cougar Bar is one of the best songs I've heard in a long time! Nicely done.
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Christine Ciscone

She Just Got Out of Prison
Very funny, interesting and creative! I love She Just Got out of Prison song! I love the variety of songs and the beats too! Thanks for sharing it!!
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Larry Klass

Before the Lights Come on
Amazing creation Jim !
I've heard lots of your material ( and still laugh at all of your songs - even the one about that dueling piano bar... )
You really nailed this one.
I listen "Before the Lights Come on" and relive my night of playing music at the bar !
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