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by John Hastings

The 32 year old fart and music joke man blabs about family and marriage and gets attacked by a man with a fork. He loves you.
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Intro
2:52 $0.99
2. Drake and Toronto Comment
3:10 $0.99
3. Premature and Distractions
3:22 $0.99
4. Disabled
5:50 $0.99
5. Brick
6:15 $0.99
6. Bus Station
3:58 $0.99
7. Attempt at the Marriage Joke
0:36 $0.99
8. Fork Nonsense
2:06 $0.99
9. Marriage Nonsense
4:01 $0.99
10. Kids
2:24 $0.99
11. More Kids (Pee in a Boot)
9:59 $0.99
12. Truth
1:23 $0.99
13. Aids
6:10 $0.99
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Album Notes
John has been performing standup since 2006. He has won the Montreal Comedy Festival Home-grown Comedy Competition, has been called “one to watch” by the Comedy Network and was the only Canadian Finalist of the 2011 San Francisco Comedy Competition and the youngest comedian to appear at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival in 2011. In 2012 John won the COCA comedian of the year award and then moved to London England which gave him the opportunity to be featured on BBC radio 4, BBC.com as a comedy correspondent and be selected to appear in the Comedy Reserve Showcase at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in 2013. In 2014 John appeared at the Glasgow Comedy Festival as part of the Homecoming Showcase as well as the Leicester, Nottingham and Machynlleth Comedy Festival. John then debuted his new stand up show “Adventure” at the 2014 Edinburgh Festival and appeared on BBC3’s Sean Walsh Late Night Comedy Spectacular. John was then invited to be part of the Best of the Edinburgh Fest tour at the Perth World Fringe, Adelaide Fringe Festival and the Melbourne Comedy Festival. John was also invited to participate in a gala at the 2015 Montreal Just For Laughs Festival capping of 2015 John returned to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with his new show ‘Marked from the Start’ which earned a nomination for the Amused Moose Comedy Award. Then in 2016 John returned to the Melbourne Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe with a new show called “Integrity” which also ran in the West End of London and helped John get a spot on the Australian Comedy Channel. When not touring John wrote the short film “Who is Hannah” which one both the People’s choice award, the Jury Prize at the Lakeshorts Film Festival and has been purchased for air by the CBC. He is also a graduate of the Second City Conservatory and one hell of a swimmer. Oh and lets not forget that Dennis Rodman heckled him at a comedy club (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ez_GxiDAvo)


• Nominated 2015 Amused Moose Comedy Award Edinburgh Festival

• Nominated as one of the XM Top 8 New Comedians in Canadaominated 2015 Best of the Fest World Fringe Perth

• Winner of the 2012 COCA Comedian of the Year

• Performer in the 2011 “Pilot Week” comedy writing/performance competition for Insight Prod

• Youngest and only Canadian Finalist of the 2011 San Francisco Comedy Competition

• Winner of the 2010 Homegrown Comedy Competition at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal

• Nominated as one of the XM Top 8 New Comedians in Canada

• Performance Nominated for Best Ensemble Theatre Piece Category at the 2007/2008 Montreal English Critics Circle Awards (MECCAs)

• Nominated as Best Newcomer for the 2010 Canadian Comedy Awards

• Nominated as Best Taped Performance 2013 Canadian Comedy Awards

• Winner of the ‘Pilot Week’ original script/performance competition.

Press Clippings

★★★★★ - Fresh Air

★★★★★ - The Mirror

★★★★★ - Broadway Baby

★★★★★ - Cream of the Fringe

★★★★1/2 - Short Com

★★★★ - Wee Review

★★★★ - The New European

★★★★ - Broadway Baby

★★★★ - Melbourne Herald Sun

★★★★ - Brighton Public Review

★★★★ - Fest Magazine

★★★★ - Now Magazine

★★★★ - The Herald
★★★★- Fest Mag

★★★★ - ThreeWeeks

★★★★ - Arts Award Voice

‘A strong calling card for a thoughtful and observant comic with enjoyably wry sensibilities’ - Chortle
‘Shockingly Good’ - Bill Brownstein Montreal Gazette
‘Never any doubt we’re in the hands of an appealing consummate pro.’ - Chortle
'He was fast, polished and had an original slant. We will hear more of him.' - BroadwayBaby.com
'He hits that sweet spot' - Now Magazine
‘Long story short, it's like he speaks in Punchlines’ - BlogTO
‘Particularly awesome’ – San Francisco Examiner



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