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Judy Nazemetz | Variety Pak

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Variety Pak

by Judy Nazemetz

A collection of comedic songs in different musical genres.
Genre: Country: Traditional Country
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  Song Share Time Download
1. My Own Personal Formula 409
3:26 $0.99
2. PTA Mom
3:23 $0.99
3. The Hamster Didn't Die Today
3:58 $0.99
4. I'm Old (Amy's Song)
3:38 $0.99
5. We Got No Love Today
3:07 $0.99
6. The Passaic Kielbasy Polka (The Nazemetz Family Polka)
3:16 $0.99
7. What're We Gonna Do About Judy Wyner?
4:24 $0.99
8. Road Song
3:40 $0.99
9. Wifi Wife
2:25 $0.99
10. Yesterday I Was so Tired
4:15 $0.99
11. Oh Momma, da Basketball
2:56 $0.99
12. A Southern California Christmas Carol
4:25 $0.99
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Album Notes
Judy's talent for making up songs on-the-spot burst forth when she entered the world of improvisation -- NYC's Chicago City Limits and LA's Wrought Irony and Theatresports -- and came up with songs in various genres based on audience suggestions. Years later, when she found a blank notebook and a pencil that was actually sharp, Judy started writing down her songs and "Variety Pak" was born.

Judy's sung in musicals, on commercials, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and for Mike Stoller when she sang the lead in the pre-Broadway workshops of his musical "The People in the Picture."



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Sherie Pollack

Triple Threat
Want to laugh? Judy Nazemetz is that rare performer who is not only something to see, she's something to Hear. In VARIETY PAC, her powerful vocals and hilarious lyrics introduce you to characters whose stories you won't soon forget; from an intense post office worker to a rapping PTA mom, you'll be marveling at this singer, actor, writer's ability to excel in many mediums. Go buy this -- you'll hit replay.

Richard Barron

This does not suck.
Charachters, Insight, Funny, Brilliance.. My favorite is Yesterday I Was So Tired, you may not agree with me, but you'd be wrong.

Robert Morgan Fisher

Get Outta the Way--Genius Lady Comin' Thru!
If Carol Burnett decided to become a singer-songwriter--this is the album she'd make.
Funny is hard to do in this form, but that's exactly why everyone needs to get this CD. To see how it's done. I'm serious. There is nothing not to like about this record: Writing, Concept--and OMG that voice--NAILED. Judy's a belter--but she can also nuance the crap out of something. It's called RANGE, people. Take notes. Producer Chad Watson does such an exquisite job of just getting the hell out of Judy's way while at the same time supporting her unique perspective with whatever she needs. There's no slop on this record, it's as professionally and soulfully written, sung and produced as anything I've heard in recent years. There is NOBODY like Judy Nazemetz and Variety Pak is a pure labor of love that holds up to repeated listening. One of the funniest people on the planet has made a record--get it.

Mary Willard

Judy's Variety Pack Rocks!
Such a funny, clever and downright hilarious album From Kielbasy to Christmas, Judy writes such great lyrics and the music is terrific. Buy it, you'll like it!


Good Clean Fun
This album is a mix of fun songs with great catchy tunes. The music and singing is so nice, you forget you're listening to funny lyrics! And then you listen to the lyrics and laugh and sing a long. Great music to put you in a great mood.

Variety Pak

Better than Kellog's Variety Pack
Great songs, great singer, great charts. Full of comedic and musical value, and worth listening to over and over. I'm listening to it again right now, in fact, so please shush.

Ken Knox

Hilarious lyrics and great music!
Judy Nazemetz is blessed with a great voice, an impressive range, and a great sense of humor. Her songwriting skills are truly impressive, and you'll probably miss a bunch of funny lines in your first listen, because you'll be laughing too hard. With rap, polka, metal, reggae, country and everything in between, there is something here for every musical taste. Even if she's old (achy and fat), and yesterday she was tired, her songs definitely aren't! You can't help but dance and sing along.