Justin Wilde Presents | Christmas Chuckles

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Christmas Chuckles

by Justin Wilde Presents

Extremely funny Christmas "novelty" songs a la Dr. Demento or Bob Rivers from the world's foremost publisher of original holiday music. Think Paul Lynde and Alice Ghostly meets Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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  Song Share Time Download
1. The Twelve Pounds Of Christmas
The Jolly Jesters
4:04 $0.99
2. The Fruitcake That Ate New Jersey
Lauren Mayer
2:56 $0.99
3. Merry Christislamakwanzakah
Brent Hardesty
2:08 $0.99
4. Christmas Shopping At The Dump
Rod Clouthier
3:42 $0.99
5. Dang It, I'm Vixen
Brian Beathard
3:50 $0.99
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Album Notes
“CHRISTMAS CHUCKLES” is a musical compilation containing five of the funniest Christmas songs you’ll ever hear. Gleaned from the music catalog of CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY MUSIC, the world’s foremost publisher of “original” holiday songs, these Yuletide “bon mots” are guaranteed to enliven any Christmas party or concert. They include:

“THE TWELVE POUNDS OF CHRISTMAS” - all those little well meant quips from friends and family that you definitely DON’T WANT TO HEAR, like “You’re just big-boned” or ... "Are you retaining fluid?” Songwriter Tom Zigler’s perfect antidote to watching those holiday pounds pile on your funny bones! A “must” for all Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers disciples!

“THE FRUITCAKE THAT ATE NEW JERSEY” - Enraged at having been passed around like an unwanted stepchild for years ... Seething with anger over having been the butt of jokes for decades, this Fruitcake has decided to take revenge! A rollicking ditty by San Francisco songstress, Lauren Mayer.

“MERRYCHRISTISLAMAKWANZAKAH” - Poking fun at “Political Correctness” in the style of Gilbert & Sullivan, by Washington, DC’s inimitable satirist, Brent Hardesty.

“CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AT THE DUMP” - Michigan Bluesman Rod Clouthier’s helpful tips for holiday bargain hunters like ... “how to get the goo off!”

“DANG IT, I’M VIXEN” - Nashville songsmith Brian Beathard’s comic take on how success has gone to Rudolph’s head! Vixen and the other’s are about to kick some “reindeer booty”!

Our aim is to keep you smiling all the way to New Year's!



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