kunt and the gang | i have a little wank and i have a little cry

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i have a little wank and i have a little cry

by kunt and the gang

The ultimate in bad taste comedy songs. Not for the faint hearted, easily offended or completely sober.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Use My Arse As a Cunt
Kunt and the Gang
2:50 $0.99
2. A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum
Kunt and the Gang
1:07 $0.99
3. The Worst Thing in the World
Kunt and the Gang
2:12 $0.99
4. Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of An Ex-girlfriend Who Die
Kunt and the Gang
1:56 $0.99
5. Soapy Tit Wank
Kunt and the Gang
2:00 $0.99
6. Feminine Itch
Kunt and the Gang
2:37 $0.99
7. My Mum Found My Wankmags
Kunt and the Gang
2:10 $0.99
8. I Shit My Pants
Kunt and the Gang
2:04 $0.99
9. Just Can't Get Enough
Kunt and the Gang
1:46 $0.99
10. Wank the Dog
Kunt and the Gang
2:08 $0.99
11. Carol Vorderman
Kunt and the Gang
1:55 $0.99
12. The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep
Kunt and the Gang
1:49 $0.99
13. Have a Wank
Kunt and the Gang
1:52 $0.99
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Album Notes
Kunt and the Gang's debut album "I Have A Little Wank And I Have A Little Cry" is the first instalment in their Wanking and Crying trilogy of albums and includes the Kunt classics "Have A Wank", "Use My Arsehole As A Cunt", "Wank The Dog", "Carol Vorderman" and "Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An ex-Girlfriend Who Died".

Cult internet wankers Kunt and the Gang are responsible for some of the web’s frankest, filthiest and funniest songs and videos.

With over a million YouTube views Kunt and the Gang has become Basildon’s most famous export - apart from Depeche Mode, Vince, Alison Moyet, Denise Van Outen, Terry Marsh and Brian from Big Brother (black, not gay).

Kunt and the Gang’s sexy schtick will have you doubled over with laughter or gagging in disgust as they not only speak the unspeakable but sing it to an irritatingly catchy melody!

In recent years Kunt and the Gang have featured on Channel 4’s Rudetube programme, won Album Title Of The Year in NME, played a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, as guests of drug-addled pop ponce Pete Doherty and received death threats from mental Michael Jackson fans over their YouTube tribute.


"Life-affirmingly puerile stuff, set to one of the most infectious and upbeat melodies imaginable."

"A one man filth machine..."

"… jaw-dropping, potty mouthed style."



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