Kunt and the Gang | Blue R.O.F.L.

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Blue R.O.F.L.

by Kunt and the Gang

The darkest, most depraved comedy songs ever written set to the catchiest, cheeriest melodies.
Genre: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy
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  Song Share Time Download
1. (Sh*tting On) a Picture of the Queen
1:42 $0.99
2. Michael Eavis and His Micro-Penis
2:31 $0.99
3. Bras
2:31 $0.99
4. Seedy Affair
3:22 $0.99
5. Penis Extension
2:56 $0.99
6. Having a W*nk in Happyland
2:24 $0.99
7. It's Just a Butterfly
1:54 $0.99
8. Jesus Died of a Stranglew*nk
1:39 $0.99
9. The F.G.M. Calypso
2:06 $0.99
10. Lovely Jubbly
2:20 $0.99
11. What Do Dreams Mean?
3:13 $0.99
12. A Little Baby with a Lady's C*nt
2:24 $0.99
13. You're Going to Die
3:01 $0.99
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Album Notes
If you haven’t heard of Kunt and the Gang, then you have probably accidentally had Google Safe Search turned ‘on’. Over the last 13 years the ‘one man filth machine’ (Bizarre Mag) has assembled a back catalogue to rival any of his musical peers including over a dozen albums of obscenely catchy songs, 30-odd music videos and an acclaimed original musical chronicling the fake kidnapping of Yorkshire schoolgirl Shannon Matthews.

In this time Kunt and the Gang has also played sold out shows as far afield as London, Melbourne, Adelaide, The Shetlands and, er, Southend-On-Sea, amassed over 3 million YouTube hits, scored two of the least appropriately titled top 75 UK hit singles of all time, been ostracised by much of the comedy community at the Edinburgh Fringe over a misjudged advertising campaign involving crudely shaped stickers, and masterminded the world’s first ever virtual dirty protest, egging on his online followers to tweet jpegs of their daily motions to sourpuss entertainment bigwig Simon Cowell.

Following Kunt and the Gang’s announcement of impending retirement in 2016 there was a public outpouring of grief not seen on this scale since the loss of Jade Goody, and most bizarrely 47 people turned up at Basildon Town Square, the scene of Kunt’s debut video, to pay their respects to this Marmite music hall maverick in an impromptu Facebook-organised candlelit vigil.

To state the bleeding obvious, this sh*t is not for the easily offended.

”Life-affirmingly puerile stuff, set to one of the most infectious melodies imaginable.”
Charlie Brooker

”[At Edinburgh Fringe] the show I laughed at most was Kunt and the Gang.”
Stewart Lee

”A one man filth machine.”



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