Lauren Mayer | If My Uterus Were a Gun (And Other Musical Rants from the News)

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If My Uterus Were a Gun (And Other Musical Rants from the News)

by Lauren Mayer

If Jon Stewart and Bette Midler had a love child, she'd create this album of comedy songs inspired by current events.
Genre: Easy Listening: Adult contemporary
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1. It's a Scary Time to Be a Jewish Mother
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2. The Wackobird from Texas
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3. Global Warming's Not a Theory, It's a Fact
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4. Keep Your Hobby Lobby Away from My Va-Jay-Jay
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5. Every School Ought to Have An Armed Guard?
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6. Voter Fraud Is a Fraud
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7. If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)
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8. Put Me in Your Binder Full of Women
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9. My Magical Vagina
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10. Western Civilization Is Still Intact
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11. Oh Francis (I'm a Jew Who Has a Crush On You)
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12. Hooked On Downton Abbey
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13. Zip It Up
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14. Bikini Waxes, Sudafed and Porn
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15. Hey, Paul!
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16. Join the Tea Party and #@!& the Facts
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17. If My Uterus Were a Gun
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Album Notes
Lauren writes and posts a new comedy song & video every week, inspired by current events. According to her youTube comments, she is "a bright light of honesty delivered with sardonic humor," "breathtakingly brilliant and funny," "awesomely unique," and "a lousy liberal socialist commie pinko." This album contains some of her greatest hits from her weekly series, and she hopes it will allow her to become an overnight success after 35 years.

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