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Ham For The Holidays

by JULIAN aKa Cookie Cutter Girl

Dr. Demento said, "Think twice about eating Ham for the Holidays!" Tommy Turkey plots to escape his fate by convincing the world to eat ham, NOT HIM, while battling pig bully in the next pen, and wins. (Like Adam Sandler's Turkey Song & Weird Al Yankovic)
Genre: Holiday: Kids/Family
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Ham For The Holidays
Lynn Julian
4:21 $0.99
2. I Tricked Nick
Lynn Julian
3:02 $0.99
3. Fruitcake
Lynn Julian
4:31 $0.99
4. If Farts Were Made Out Of Superball Stuff
Lynn Julian
2:48 $0.99
5. Art
Lynn Julian
4:06 $0.99
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
"Ham for the Holidays" is a hilarious take on our holiday feast...through the eyes of a turkey.
Dr. Demento proclaimed, "You'll never look at Thanksgiving the same way again!"

As heard on 500+ TV/RADIO STATIONS & 30+ CDs Internationally.
As seen on MTV, FUSE TV, NHK (Japanese TV), CBS & NBC.

My name is Tommy. I\'m a ten year old turkey trying to educate humans about alternatives to their typical holiday feast this Thanksgiving: ME. The focal point of my "The Trouble With Turkey" awareness campaign is HAM: it's juicier for roasting, turkey's dry. To help folks remember, I've written a theme song: "Ham For The Holidays!\" DR. DEMENTO features my song EVERY YEAR on his syndicated THANKSGIVING DAY RADIO SHOW! Please give this song, and this International issue oppressing all turkeys, the attention it deserves by playing it for the good people of your fair city. It's a catchy little number I *know* they\'re going to love!

I\'ve also included some of my favorite silly songs too! Track #2, "I Tricked Nick," is modern day "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause..." except the daughter's doing the kissing to Santa's nephew, Nicky! Track #3 is "Fruitcake," which details how lonely it is to be the fruitcake on the Holiday buffet table, and it's sung by a real fruitcake! Track #4 is "If farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff," like how much FUN that would be! Track #5, "Art," tells the tale of a misunderstood snake who just wants to be friends. They\'re all by Lynn JULIAN aka Cookie Cutter Girl, a songwriter helping me realize my vision of TURKEY FREE HOLIDAYS! (Secret Track #6 is "The Fart Song," with SUPER COOL fart sounds! I know how careful those radio folks have to be about what they play.)

Dr. Demento loves the "Ham For The Holidays" song, bringing it annual, International attention via his syndicated radio show. This is a tremendous honor, as Cookie Cutter Girl's Holiday Comedy song is aired between famous musicians: Adam Sandler (The Turkey Song) and Weird Al Yankovic (Eat It). The Boston Pop Superhero's song is the title track of her Holiday, Comedy CD, "Ham for the Holidays," and both the $.99 MP3 & CD are on Super Sale. Buy 1 for yourself and get 1 free for a friend. It's All laughs and no lines at CookieCutterGirl.com & Amazon.com at Tinyurl.com/hamcd.

Tommy Turkey invites everyone to read his funny, but true, story depicting one turkey's battle with his "pig" of a neighbor. Tommy plots to escape the fate of his ancestors by convincing the world to eat ham, not him. He battles with the bullying pig over who makes a better meal... and wins. If you love to laugh, don't deny yourself this tasty tale. Hear this Turkey's silly story for free, and then share the smiles via the MP3 with everyone on your holiday gift list at: http://CookieCutterGirl.com. You can also help little Tommy Turkey with his International "Trouble With Turkey" campaign by requesting "Ham for the Holidays" on your local radio stations, in addition to the Dr. Demento show using this link drdemento.com/request. Listen to Dr. Demento's weekly, syndicated radio show at dmdb.org.

Cookie Cutter Girl is a 21st century Pop Superhero packing Girl Power Pop with a punch and freeing women everywhere from the mold in which society holds them captive. This Girl Power icon has been making the majors listen up and take notice. Rolling Stone called Cookie Cutter Girl's song, "Pain," "Nashville's Version of Fiona Apple." The Pop Superhero takes her job very seriously. In addition to making great Girl Power Pop & Comedy music, CCG helps people discover their "Inner Superhero" via her "Be A Hero" BLOG at InnerSuperhero.com.

Cookie Cutter Girl's CDs have received airplay on 500+ TV & radio stations and 30+ compilation CDs Internationally. For a complete list of all 30+ CDs featuring CCG go to: http://cookiecuttergirl.com/juliandiscography.html Are they cookie cutter, or did they break the mold? Visitors can find out today when they sign up to win a free CD, or maybe even a night out with Cookie Cutter Girl at CookieCutterGirl.com.

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Artist: Lynn JULIAN
Alter Ego: Cookie Cutter Girl
Music: "Girl Power Pop with a PUNCH!"
Label: Cookie Cutter Records (Self Produced)
Publisher: Cookie Cutter Publishing (Self Produced)
Agent: Up Entertainment
Manager: Frank Douglas
Address: Boston, MA
Mission: GIRL POWER ... Strength Through Unity!



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"Very funny cd!!! A holiday classic and fast shipping!!! A+++"
"Very funny cd!!! A holiday classic and fast shipping!!! A+++" EBAY Buyer #4805262376 (A Buyer from Seller ID "ALLDEALS" on Ebay.com)


Lynn JULIAN is making everyone look at their Holiday Feast!
Lynn JULIAN is making everyone take another look at their Holiday Feast! Dr. Demento (syndicated comedy radio show)

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I had a listen... very nice!
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