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Mattison Avenoo | I've Got a Hard-On(Most of the Time)

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I've Got a Hard-On(Most of the Time)

by Mattison Avenoo

Mattison Avenoo and the Bloomstone Brothers have resurfaced! A hit in the NW during the 1990's they mix adult themes in childish humor in song and skit
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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Childish Adults will love this... reminiscent of the Catskills' comedic singers Mattison was lockedm by mistake in a walk in cooler while getting a "free" midnight snack and was forzen solid( mike meyers "borrowed" the back story and concept for his English powered character Austin Powers later in the decade. today the orginal Bloomstone brothers have either disapeared or passed away RIP Johnny Bloomstone and Mongo Joe however the leader of this troupe vanished in 1989 as they were about to depart for the road show called "Vietnam- The musical" after a session at the seafood storage place he went out for a coney sland dog and was never heard from since( that session was caught on film and recorded and will be issued in the near future. Ive got a Hard - on was a big hit with truckers as the tune blasted from CB radios around the country and now properly recorded finally with today's technology offered to you.. snappy tunes infused with catchy and clever lyrics that are best when in an inebriated state of " i dont care" Mattison has also had a career in television as host of living room concert hall and the Mattison Avenoo show( his dream was to take the great Ramblin Rod's place when he retired but... as his luck has it... the show was retired before ramblin could bail out... ) Mattison has appeared as a stnad up comic at Harvey's Comedy Club in portland and the laff shack and a string of others during his road trips The Bloomstones were the opening and favorites of quite a host of well known national and local rock and metal bands once opening the show for EXODUS and Black Sabbath salute- War Pigs we are glad Mattison has teamed with Wild Dogs and Ace of Spades drummer Dave "cricket" Hathaway and the sessions include a guest appearance or two from people who dont want to be embarrassed so they will go unmentioned .........................enough of my yapping .......enjoy.... MAZOLTOV!



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