Moist Cracker | No Soap

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No Soap

by Moist Cracker

This is a spectacular, upbeat blend of jazz and blues, wrapped around lyrics that will ring true to all of you who have seen the clock nearing midnight on New Year's Eve but you have no one to kiss.
Genre: Blues: Jazzy Blues
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We hope you loved this Christmas song! The words went by too fast for you? Well, here you go!

No Soap

Oow that girl she’s pretty keen, but she won’t love me till I’m clean
I’ll douse myself with Listerine, scrub my bones with Afro-Sheen
Ivory, Dove or Comet will do, maybe dishwashing liquid too
Gimme that Calgon, Selsun Blue, any kind of soap will do (Any kind of soap will do)

She said she craves my every single cell, but she won’t love me cause I smell
Well dip me in Woolite and set me loose, or cleanse my skin with citric juice
Roll on, solid or spray would be fine, sprinkle that Borateem and she’ll be mine
Throw in a case of Irish Spring, so I can get on with my New Year’s fling
(So he can get on with his New Year’s fling)

(No Soap!) Any kind of soap
(No Soap!) Any kind…
(No Soap!) All I need is some soap
(No Soap!)

Well grant me this year’s final wish
Put a bar of soap in that there dish
New Year’s Eve and she’s my only hope
But my baby won’t love me till I wash with soap
(His baby won’t love him till he washes with soap)

It’s taking too long I wonder if I should phone? Am I to spend the night all alone? (No!)
Napisan must be about, or maybe I can Shout it out (Any kind of soap… any kind of soap)
Cause I’m Head and Shoulders above the rest, I got my Colgate, Crest and Aqua Fresh
Lather me up with Barbisol foam, that girl will surely take me home

(No Soap!) Any kind of soap
(No Soap!) Any kind…
(No Soap!) Yeah I need some soap
(No Soap!) Baby, baby

Grant me this year’s final wish
Put a bar of soap in that there dish
New Year’s Eve and she’s my only hope
But my baby won’t love me till I wash with soap
(His baby won’t love him till he washes with soap)

I’ll be the neatest man she’s ever seen, I’ll sparkle just like old Mr. Clean
Murphy’s wood soap in every crease, then wipe it off with Bounty sheets
Floss and Nair or strong perfume, a Swiffer in the back of every room
I’m losing my faith cause I can’t believe, I’m living through this no soap New Year’s Eve

(No Soap!) Girl I need some soap
(No Soap!) Any kind…
(No Soap!) I need some soap
(No Soap! - No Soap! - No Soap! - No Soap! - No Soap!)
No Soap New Year’s Eve
(No Soap!) New Year’s Eve

Written by Scott Naughton & Tom Henninger ©2008 All Rights Reserved

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