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Nhoj Morley | Beefcake Madness

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Beefcake Madness

by Nhoj Morley

Beefcake Madness is a weirdly-vulgar misandric satire of misogynistic culture set to over-reaching symphonic prog-rock made by one lad in a fruit cellar studio.
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Overture to Madness
8:15 $0.99
2. Dance of the Playful Wankie Boys: Allegro
3:21 $0.99
3. Beefcake Madness
7:29 $0.99
4. The Legend of the Khandahar Prince
6:07 $0.99
5. An Ancient Carousel of Angry Horses
4:30 $0.99
6. A Token for Hell's Nickelodeon
2:46 $0.99
7. Rail Hobos of the New Seville
2:06 $0.99
8. Hannibal's Return
1:21 $0.99
9. Dance of the Playful Wankie Boys: Alboobro
7:30 $0.99
10. Dance of the Playful Wankie Boys: Albuttro
7:46 $0.99
11. The Calendar Princess
6:35 $0.99
12. The Hunt for Meat, The Larder of Love
6:08 $0.99
13. The Festering of Baghdad
9:07 $0.99
14. Epilogue: Dickland Promotional Film
2:40 $0.99
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Album Notes
The title is a term invented in a pizza parlor in the late seventies to describe the culturally infused insanity of the average lad's understanding of females. This concept for a concept album festered in my mind for decades. The project kicked off in 2015 in my little fruit-cellar studio and consumed me for 18 months. In that stretch of time, Trump went from campaign freak-show to President-Elect. Some of the album's frequent skit segments are taken from the Republican debates. Others feature patrons of the Sam Harris Forum, where a chronicle of the project can be found. The music is inspired by many Russian composers. Particularly Arabian Nights type of orchestra-intended stuff like Scherezade. Granted, those were Ruskies pretending to be Arabs pretending to be Supermen. So what? I will only add to the pretending. Keyboard-triggered synthesizers will pretend to be orchestra instruments. I'll pretend I'm a power trio and that I know what to do with Prokofiev's Scythian Suite. While many items are vulgar enough to warrant an explicit advisory, it is all done with comedic intent and heavy sarcasm.



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