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Cool Patrol

by Ninja Sex Party

E, D, M, ED, DM, EM, and EDM
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Intro (Cool)
1:03 $0.99
2. Cool Patrol
3:17 $0.99
3. Orgy for One
3:23 $0.99
4. Danny Don't You Know
4:35 $0.99
5. Release the Kraken
3:20 $0.99
6. Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice
0:31 $0.99
7. First Date
2:45 $0.99
8. Smooth Talkin'
2:39 $0.99
9. Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy)
4:13 $0.99
10. Romance Novel
1:56 $0.99
11. Eating Food in the Shower
2:09 $0.99
12. Courtship of the Mermaid
2:49 $0.99
13. GFY
1:07 $0.99
14. Mansion Party
2:45 $0.99
15. Outro (Patrol)
0:56 $0.99
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
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Anna the Pancake King

I was so touched...
The Cool Patrol touched my butt. <3

Orlando Davila

A sigh of HOT release
It was Hard to try and CUM up with a way to sum up my DEEP seeded feelings for this album since I am already a HUGE fan of Ninja Sex Party. BUTT, each album they have is a SWEET RELEASE and has only gotten BIGGER and better and Cool Patrol is no exception. Every track is a CREAMY PLEASURE to listen to. Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht set to STROKE your SPOOTLE and FINGER your COHNANI with their sweet sweet jams and HOLY FUCK HOUNDS do they deliver! Two songs on the album, "Danny Don't You Know" and "Heart Boner" take a very humorous yet heart felt approach which is not found in a comedy album which I feel will be taken more seriously soon enough and will but them in the pantheon of comedic song writers and singers. I feel like they put everything they could together and asked "What would blow our fans away?" Well Dan and Brian, this is it. Dan uses his voice to give you his best on this album as he has in every other project laid before him and Brian...what else can I say, Brian your voice melted my soul as the Kraken. Do yourself a favor and pick up this album, listen to it, love it, sleep with it, fuck it like it was about to leave you then leave your girl/boyfriend for it. Bravo to everyone involved...Bravo.

Jonny K Roberts

Best band ever!
Ive listened to this album atleast 100 times now lol. The music is amazing. The lyrics are hilarious and well thought out. This cd is well worth 13$ dollars..i hope the best for you all danny anx brian.

Emily Fox

Fuck yes.
Pirated this album at first as I didn't have money to buy it. Bought it on CD and I'm planning on buying all other albums, too.
I even got a free poster with my order!

I can't recommend supporting these guys enough. Buy it already!