Phil Coley | All I want for Christmas is the Yankees to lose!

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All I want for Christmas is the Yankees to lose!

by Phil Coley

Many Major League Teams have either never won a World Series or haven't won one for 50 or more years! Meanwhile, the New York Yankees have won far too many. Past time for those teams to win and the Yankees to lose! Santa please bring us this present !!
Genre: Holiday: Pop
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Mulitple Millions of baseball fans yearn for the day that their team whether the long losing Cubs, Rangers, Mariners, Rockies, Padres, Twins, Astros, Cleveland, and Nationals win the Big One! One reason they don't is because those darn New York Yankees win far too many. They are just too "greedy." On behalf of all those fans of all those teams, this song asks Santa to chose another team among the above and make those darn New York Yankees lose !


ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE YANKEES TO LOSE

CHORUS:

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE YANKEES TO LOSE
PICK ANOTHER TEAM SANTA PLEASE CHOOSE
WHY GIVE THEM MORE GIFTS OF WORLD SERIES WINS
THE BRONX BOYS COMMIT TOO MANY SINS
THEY TRY TO BUY THE WORLD SERIES EVERY YEARALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE YANKEES TO LOSE

NORTH POLE T.V. SHOWS BASEBALL INTO FALL
THE ELVES SAY YOU LOVE HOW THE YANKEES PLAY BALL
SANTA I HAVE TO LAUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
YOU LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE MISTER BABE RUTH

YOU CLAIM YOU'RE NOT HIM FOR YOUR HAIR'S NOT A WIG
YET, YOUR BELLY'S BABE RUTH ROUND AND BABE RUTH BIG
NO WONDER THE YANKEES WIN MORE THAN THEIR SHARE
THERE'S A REAL YANKEE FAN INSIDE YOU SOMEWHERE

SANTA SHOW ME YOU TRULY CAN BE FAIR!
ANOTHER YANKEE SERIES WIN I CANNOT BEAR
GIVE YOUR GIFT OF WINNING TO LONG DESERVING TEAMS
LET'S REJOICE WITH THE YANKEE FAN SCREAMS

SINCE NINETEEN O NINE THE CUBS ARE UNHAPPY!
YOU HAVEN'T LEFT A SERIES RING UNDER THEIR TREE
THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS HAVEN'T WON A THING
SANTA GIVE THEM YOUR CHRISTMAS ZING FOR WINNING!

REPEAT CHORUS

GIVE A WINNING SEASON TO EVERY RANGER FAN
HELP THE RANGERS WIN SANTA I KNOW YOU CAN
THE SEATTLE MARINERS CAN'T GO DOWN WITH THEIR SHIP
SAVE THEM! BRING THEM JOY ON YOUR VERY NEXT TRIP

BRING THE WORLD SERIES TROPHY TO COLORADO
ALL THE ROCKIES FANS WILL LOVE YOU PLEASE GO!
YOU WANT CLEVELAND TO DROP CHIEF WAHOO
LET THEM WIN THE WORLD SERIES WHEN THEY DO!

YOU'RE THE BEST ASTRONAULT IN THE SKY
WITH YOUR HELP THE HOUSTON ASTROS WILL FLY HIGH!
ANSWER THE PADRES PRAYERS SAINT NICK
MAKE THEM NEXT YEARS TOP BASEBALL PICK!

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THE MINNESOTA TWINS FOUNDED EIGHTEEN NINETYFOUR
HAVE ONLY WON THREE TITLES WHY NOT GIVE 'EM FOUR?
EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM WILL BE HAPPY AS KIDS
ONCE YOU PUT THOSE YANKEES ON THE SKIDS

REPEAT CHORUS

DON'T GIVE THEM A LUMP OF COAL FOR THEIR STOCKING!
GIVE THE YANKEES SOMETHING FAR MORE SHOCKING
MAKE THEM BASEBALL'S ALL TIME CELLER DWELLER
BE THE TRUE SANTA NOT THAT BABE RUTH FELLER

FADE:

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE YANKEES TO LOSE (twice)





Joe Pickering Jr. Songwriter Phil Coley singer King of the Road Music Music Publisher www.kingoftheroadmusic.com C 2011




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