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Scott Salmon | Jesus with a Perm

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Jesus with a Perm

by Scott Salmon

Genre: Pop: Folky Pop
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Jesus with a Perm

Raised by two Catholics
Sent to bible camp with Baptists
Yeah the Nuns said you were Jewish
Well I didn’t have the friends to give two shits

At recess our priestess sang praise be to Jesus
And classmates would cast hate cause we’d both get back late

And back in those days we were alter boys that blazed
While the 6th grade herd of goats wrote their notes about pious popes
Who’d of thought back then you and I would still be friends
And If Bible Ben would burn
It would be next to Jesus with a perm.

Went hard in the paint on weekends
Disregarded All Saints’ defense

We both knew the score Lord
Your dad broke the clipboard
At halftime he’d yell and sound like bats dyin in hell

Back in those days we were alter boys that blazed
While the 6th grade herd of goats wrote their notes about pious popes
Who’d of thought back then you and I would still be friends
And If Bible Ben would burn
It would be next to Jesus with a perm.

Did I mention that detention that we got for not payin attention?
A thousand word apology for laughing in theology.
There’s parts of the scripture where birds are a fixture
So we flipped her our pictures and whispered the worst
Saying sister, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Back in those days we were alter boys that blazed
While the 6th grade herd of goats wrote their notes about pious popes
Who’d of thought back then you and I would be best friends
And If Bible Ben would burn
It would be next to Jesus with a perm.

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