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Middle Age White Guy

by The Shark City Beer Guzzlers

Who is to blame for the majority of the world's problems? Why middle age white guys, that's who. Here is a funny ragged garage rock rave up for your favorite thirty-five plus caucasian male.
Genre: Rock: Garage Rock
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Here is the second single from Ohio's favorite surf-garage rock-rockabilly band. Let the party begin!

"Middle Age White Guy" Lyrics

Who's holding up traffic in the parking lot
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
Making everybody wait so he can get a closer spot
(Middle Age White guy, middle age white guy))
Who got too drunk at his niece's wedding reception
(Middle Age white guy, middle age white guy)
During the father-daughter dance he yelled,
"Play some Zeppelin!"
(Middle Age White guy, middle age white guy)
He orders three Quarter Pounders and a diet pop
He's a middle age white guy and he must be stopped.

Who embarrassed his wife at his daughter's t-ball game
(Middle Age white guy, middle age white guy)
When he stood up screamed, "C'mon ump, call it both ways!"
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
He's flirtin' with the waitress at the pizza place
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
She walks away, rolls her eyes and makes a face
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
He takes off his shirt and says, "I been workin' out"
But the size of that gut leaves us in doubt.

I woke up this mornin' feelin' mean and lean
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
I felt like I did when I was seventeen
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
I walked into the bathroom to get washed up
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
Feelin' as frisky as a new born pup
(Middle age white guy, middle age white guy)
Then I looked in the mirror and I let out a scream
There was a middle age whiter guy starin' back at me
A middle age white guy starin' back at me
Somebody please, please help me
------words and music by Casey Redmond
performed by The Shark City Beer Guzzlers
copyright 2011 by Casey Redmond

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