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Bite This!

by Soy Dracula

The full collection of Soy Dracula, the best vegetarian vampire punk rock opera in the tri-state area over the last two hundred years. Consider all other music after this dead ...and revived on the Soy!
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  Song Share Time Download
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1. Intro
2:21 $0.60
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2. Soy Dracula (Fck Yeah!)
3:24 $0.60
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3. Rubbish in Romania
1:03 $0.60
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4. Crepes and Porn
2:43 $0.60
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5. Doc Guano's Hate Song
1:03 $0.60
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6. Too Much Soy, Not Enough Cock
3:14 $0.60
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7. Robourbo
2:38 $0.60
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8. Mister Farber Is Not a Drug Mule
0:47 $0.60
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9. There Is No Blood in Tofu
1:05 $0.60
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10. Ijustfinishedmycorn com
0:21 $0.60
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11. Is Colon Detox Hype
0:59 $0.60
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12. I'm Looking for a Short Fat Screw
3:35 $0.60
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13. The Only Thing Wrong With This Is I'm Wearing Pants (Count Core Version)
0:51 $0.60
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14. The Only Thing Wrong With This Is I'm Wearing Pants (Soy Dracula's Version)
0:58 $0.60
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15. The Only Thing Wrong With This Is I'm Wearing Pants (Fagula's Version)
0:33 $0.60
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16. Don't Dip in My Bin
1:34 $0.60
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17. I Just Want Some Ice So I Won't Have a Black Eye for Valentines Day
1:17 $0.60
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18. You'll Know It When It's Meat
2:53 $0.60
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19. Fareekshazead
1:08 $0.60
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20. Wine and Tazers Don't Mix
0:49 $0.60
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21. Kiss Me Where It Counts
1:14 $0.99
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22. I Fcked the Poltergiest Girl
5:44 $0.60
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23. He's Alright But I Could Do Better
2:00 $0.60
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24. I Don't Care How Many Times You've Been Arrested for Murder
2:40 $0.60
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25. Phobia of White Creamy Dressings (Live)
2:37 $0.60
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26. Next Time Stick It in My Pussy (Live)
4:05 $0.60
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27. Ijustfinishedmycorn com (Live)
0:51 $0.60
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
In the mid 1700's Count Juan Garcia was Reus (near Barcelona), Spain’s wealthiest landowner. His vast estate spanned for miles and his family’s bountiful plantations yielded the region’s largest supply of Soy Beans. Count Garcia was also Europe’s largest proponent of vegetarianism and distributed all types of Soy-based products throughout Europe. The Romanian Count, Dracula, heard tales of this wealthy vegetarian Count from his minions. Dracula was a cruel and dark-minded vampire who thrived on the suffering of others. Dracula arranged a visit to Count Garcia’s estate under the auspices that he was interested in importing Garcia’s Soy products into Romania. Instead in the midst of his sleep Dracula forced his long thick fangs deep into Count Garcia’s neck forever damning him to drink the blood of others and lurk through the night. Little did Count Dracula know that his vicious act would backfire. Count Garcia had never before tasted the meat of another being and had a very strange reaction to Dracula’s bite. Garcia became cursed to forever walk the night pillaging cities in search of Soy products. Thus the story of Soy Dracula began.

Soy Dracula soon discovered an uncontrollable urge to bite other humans in the same manner he had been bitten. He soon realized that when he bit humans he passed on his curse making them become the undead minions of Soy Dracula.

Spanish born, Brooklyn based, World dominate, vegetarian vampire Soy Dracula's collection of mind bending songs collected for the first time on "Bite This!". Grab a big bottle of bourbon and your favorite soy product for a night of musical destruction from the best vegetarian vampire punk rock opera in the tri-state area over the last two hundred years. Consider all other music after this dead ..and revived on the Soy!

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