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Stone Marmot | Rhinos Don't Have Sweat Glands

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Rhinos Don't Have Sweat Glands

by Stone Marmot

Continues the nouveau retro pop rock style of our two previous CDs, with lyrics that usually have more unusual subjects or viewpoints, often humorous or sarcastic, with an occasional sappy love song to try to catch you off guard.
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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  Song Share Time Download
1. My Girlfriend Is a Zombie
2:43 $0.49
2. Black Hole Jezebel
2:59 $0.49
3. I Can't Undo Loving You
3:44 $0.49
4. Miss Chameleon
2:32 $0.49
5. Power Tool Songs
2:57 $0.49
6. Picking up the Pieces
2:56 $0.49
7. Rain Barrel Boogie
2:17 $0.49
8. Trampoline Hearts
3:38 $0.49
9. We Worship Waste
2:55 $0.49
10. The Dino Dance
2:33 $0.49
11. Hard to Keep Turning the Other
3:37 $0.49
12. He Who Dies with the Most Toys
3:37 $0.49
13. My Maybe Baby
2:51 $0.49
14. Mr. Henderson, We Meet Again
2:44 $0.49
15. But I'm Happy
3:45 $0.49
16. Rhodania
2:43 $0.49
17. Someday
2:41 $0.49
18. Forever Yours
5:28 $0.49
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Album Notes
This music is the result of not watching TV for over 30 straight years.

That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between The Beatles, Weezer, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. Our music is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get.

And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are:

Cindy: Guitars
Sid: Keyboards, guitars, backup vocals, sappy lead vocals
Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals
Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals

This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give this music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts.

Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.



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