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Suave & the Boner

by Suave & the Boner

Fresh from their sold-out debut at New York's Duplex Cabaret Theater, Lizzy and Jack are dragging the double entendre to new depths in this jam-packed debut album of naughty vaudeville songs, sketches and sass.
Genre: Easy Listening: Musicals
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  Song Share Time Download
1. How Could Red Riding Hood?
4:16 $0.99
2. Suave & the Boner
1:00 album only
3. Sweet Violets
3:34 $0.99
4. First Sponsor Commercial
1:29 album only
5. Huggin' and Chalkin'
2:09 $0.99
6. Rosa's Vacation
1:41 $0.99
7. Please No Squeeza Da Banana
1:29 $0.99
8. Controversial Material
1:00 album only
9. If Only She Wasn't so Flat
3:16 $0.99
10. Life Begins At Forty/Nobody Loves a Fairy (When She's Forty)
4:24 $0.99
11. The Preacher's Soul
0:33 album only
12. Following in Father's Footsteps/Who Takes Care of the Caretaker's Daugher?
4:06 $0.99
13. The Pheasant Plucker's Son
3:33 $0.99
14. Second Sponsor Commercial
0:35 album only
15. Professor Oomphenschlong
2:57 $0.99
16. Tulips On Your Organ
3:52 $0.99
17. Stick of Dynamite
0:35 album only
18. It's Better to Give Than to Receive
3:05 $0.99
19. Sunny Spain
2:57 $0.99
20. The Cunning Linquist
4:27 $0.99
21. I'm Thirsty
0:26 album only
22. Look At the Size of That Pickle
3:32 $0.99
23. Pumpkin Truffle
3:19 $0.99
24. It's Getting Very Crowded in My Box
5:30 $0.99
25. I Used to Work in Chicago
4:07 $0.99
26. Liquor in the Front (Poker in the Back)
1:42 $0.99
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
Suave & The Boner is a bold new invention—a little bit steampunk, a little burlesque, more than a little bent, and a whole lot of funny. Updating the classic comedy formulas of yesteryear, Lizzy Suave and Jack Boner sold out their spicy cabaret in NYC, and now they've parked it in the studio for an outrageous debut album that surprises in more ways than one.

The original tunes are smart, racy tunes in a fun vaudeville style, from “Look At The Size Of That Pickle” to “It’s Getting Very Crowded In My Box (At The Opera)”. New arrangements showcase almost-lost music hall and vaudeville gems like “Nobody Loves a Fairy When She’s Forty” and “The Pheasant Plucker’s Son”, many with saucy new lyric touches.

The fabulous Liz Rubino stars as Lizzy Suave. Liz is a New York-based stage performer and recording artist who has performed at both the Duplex and Metropolitan Room. Talented composer and writer John Paul Boukis joins her as Jack Boner, and both of them sing their pants off for you. This album is clearly a labor of love, and their chemistry is a blast.

The album features the entire cabaret act, even the comedy sketches and naughty sponsor commercials thanks to a successful launch from Kickstarter. Spank you very much!



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Stick your fist in your...mouth!
Even grandma can listen to this crusty crack-up. All the dirty words are in your head, not a single blue lyric to turn anyone red-faced. These songs spank your ears with lovely Lizzy's lilting voice and ribald topics you may never have expected, from farming to department stores. There's no two ways about it (they'd rather it were three ways), this is a magnificent mockery of everything that should be polite. A great combo of classics and an equal mix of originals. Even naked you won't be able to tell the two apart. Buy one for yourself, give one to the person who makes you blush. You'll be quipping about the opera and no one else the wiser, how naughty you really are.