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My Daughter the Broad

by The Frogs

22 made-up songs guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
Genre: Rock: 60's Rock
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1. Reelin' & Rockin' #1
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2. Children Run Away (The Man with the Candy) [Live]
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3. Where's Jerry Lewis?
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4. I'm Evil, Jack
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5. April Fools (He Had the Change Done at the Shop)
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6. The Boys with the Boys
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7. I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today
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8. Gwendyln Macrae
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9. Put Your Finger in the Dike, Stop the Leak
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10. God Is Gay
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11. I Love U (You Know I Don't)
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12. Stand up for Your Rights (or Sit Down)
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13. Lifeguard of Love
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14. I'm Hungry
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15. Banjo Bonnie
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16. Which One of You Gave My Daughter the Dope?
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17. Candyland Joe
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18. I Had a Second Change Done at the Shop (Now I've Added Animal Cocks)
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19. Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls Since Grandma Ain't Home Tonight?
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20. Grandma Sitting in the Corner with a Penis in Her Hand Going "No, No, No, No, No"
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21. Dreambox
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22. Reelin' & Rockin' #2
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Album Notes
Matador Records Press Release
"My Daughter the Broad" (1996)

Born Joey Levitch in 1916, the entertainer known as The Frogs began his career in the Jewish resorts of the Catskill mountains, from his start as a bellboy (his experiences inspiring scenes in his later classics "Rosy Jack World" and of course "Hot Cock Annie"), he graduated to headlining comic (in Yiddish dialect, of course). He even served his tenure as a "Tummler," (wisecracking emcee) and as a pantomime artist. His career, smoldering along in 1945, really caught fire after a series of impromptu pairings with famous drunken crooner Eddie Vedder, who happened to be playing at the same club.*

This pairing - the goofy, childlike Frogs playing innocence against a foil of hepster cool - had tapped a vein of comedy as universal as it was unique. There had been other team acts; Laurel and Hardy, Abbot and Costello, Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, Kim and Thurston, but none of them had the spontaneous sparkle, dorky delivery, gymnastic pratfallery and gold lame batwings that Vedder and The Frogs had. A short film, "Hades High School" (later re-released as "Fucked Over Jesus"), caught the attention of Hollywood, and the team were off.

Vedder and The Frogs broke into films in the post-war years, making in quick succession "U Wanna Rock? (Go to the Quarry)," "Decency Of A Pig," "The Waitress Is Stunning" and "All The Bad Guys Smoke Cigarettes." They commanded top dollar on stage as well, earning $150,000 in July of 1950 alone, and their USO tours during the Korean War were such morale boosters that servicemen copulated openly, Government Issue condoms popping out of their packets like so many Zotz.

Throughout this period, The Frogs made elaborate home movies at their own "studio," inviting friends like Tony Curtis, William Shatner and a sock monkey to perform in the featurettes. These films were presented at elaborate "premieres," and a few were even given critical notice, mostly in jest. Fun though they were, these "made up songs" would give The Frogs valuable creative insight and experience when they directed their later features.

Eventually ambition and fundamental differences split the team up. Interceding on The Frogs behalf was a savvy entertainment mogul Abbey-Moshie "Gerard" Cosloy, who proved his business capacity by peddling half interest in his novelty company for $22 Million (roughly $18 Million more than it was worth). The Frogs wanted to be regarded as a serious act - alone - and Cosloy could make that happen. Immediately he was able to secure the release of several long languishing projects, including "Baby Greaser George" and "Here Comes Santa's Pussy."

The first Frogs project undertaken with Cosloy's help (overlooking a one-off as a replacement for an "ailing" Judy Garland at Hollywood's Paradise) was a film loosely based on the classic tale of Pythias, who admired his brother so much he took his place in prison to free him. Originally titled "Persian Cat," the film was ultimately released as "Adam And Steve," with Billy Corgan playing Damon, a role that was clearly written with Vedder in mind. Corgan in those days was a bankable veteran actor, but considered something of a hack, as would be made evident by his later appearances in light television fare and as spokesman for American Express.

Still stinging from the breakup, but buoyed by the success of "Delinquent," The Frogs' next project was a send-up of his years of teamwork with Vedder. The plot of "Someone's Pinning Me To The Ground" was the story of a nerdy college professor who discovers a chemical cocktail that transforms him into a dress wearing, sensitive stage diving frontman. Though the humor was pointed and bitter, the film established The Frogs as a comic talent to be reckoned with.**

A string of hugely successful films followed, Layin' Down My Love 4 U," "I've Got Drugs (Out Of The Mist)," "Baby Greaser George," and "Dykes Are We," which was simultaneously released in France, where The Frogs, with a whimsical child's voice dubbed in, had gradually been growing in popularity and could now rival local heroes such as Charles Asnavour, Maurice Chevalier, Plastic Bertrand and Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney.***

Though applauded loudly for his comedy work, there was a serious side to The Frogs. One pet project which took an enormous financial toll on the star in later years, was an historical drama about a clown (played by The Frogs, of course) who, like a grisly pied piper, led children into the gas chamber at Auschwitz. Filmed on location in Sweden, edited and ready for release in 1972, "Racially Yours" has still never been released, though The Frogs still regard it as a film of quality and the few insiders who have seen it don't dare disagree.

As a long film career tapered off, The Frogs; charity work expanded to fill the void. The annual telethon for Muscular Distrophy had become a must see, and with evident drug usage taking its toll, reached heights of surreal entertainment in the wee hours of every Labor Day weekend.

Long after most of the non-French world had stopped taking The Frogs seriously, lightning struck Joey Levitch again, in the form of two unlikely back-to-back successes: A starring (dramatic) role in Martin Scorsese's "My Daughter The Broad." and the lead in a 1995 revival of "Damn Yankees" on Broadway, which made him the highest-paid performer in Broadway's history.

* It is interesting to note that while The Frogs' career has certainly outstripped Vedder's in the post-breakup years, The Frogs were billed below Vedder at this time, and they were even managed separately.

** The film was remade in the 90's with the unlikely Eddie Murphy in The Frogs' role.

*** After years of charity work, The Frogs were awarded the Legion of Honor by the French government, which also nominated him for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Steve Albini

There are bands, and then there are groups. And The Frogs, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, just a short shot north of America's Midwest, are a fine group. These days being in a band means as much about perception as calculation, but there is little manipulation in this group because you see, The Frogs just are; point is they exist. They shouldn't really, because they are either too good for rock and roll, or too politically incorrect to matter. But they are one of the greatest rock groups to come out of the 20th century precisely because they are too good for rock and roll, and too smart to care about caring. Fine tunesmiths, they craft memorable hooks out quite readily before stomping on them because they dare to exist. Nothing is sacred, but the reverence is there for the unspeakable uncomfortability that is at the heart of merging electricity and feeling and commerce. They have neither won nor lost, they persist. Deal with them before they put you in their sights and deal with you by ignoring what you care about. Their agenda is clear; to love, but never in the way you love. Their love is strong, willful, and brutish. make a wish, and they can make it come true. - Billy Corgan


1, 2, 3, 4
The Frogs on your radio tonight and forever
looked at my watch it was quarter to one
i cummed
looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
i said "what did you use for lubricant baby superglue?"
looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
i said "god damn it bitch i gotta take a pee"
looked at my watch and it was 6 to 4
25 or, Terry Kath: Chicago
looked at my watch and it was quarter to 5
i said "i don’t know what you got down there bitch but i’m being eaten alive"
looked at my watch and it quarter to 6
she said "eww that smells like bratwurst" i said "well yours smells like tuna fish"
looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(7!) whoops
looked at my watch and it was 9 to 10
here i cum again
looked at my watch and it was 10 to 11
fully extended twelve
looked at my watch and it was 13 o’clock
me and god just watching Scotty’s cock rock!
looked at my watch and it said 14
that’s jailbait baby

children in the school yard hard at play
man behind the trees with his candy on the way
run away
run away from the man with the candy
run away
children with the candy in his van
drive to a secluded location, down with the pants
children run away with the man with the candy
back at the schoolyard he's hard at play
joining in with all the children's games
children run away from the man with the candy
children run away
the principal has a few words for the man
"better get out of here and take your van"
and then he's gone as he rides past your lawn
children run away
the man with the candy
has come to play with you today

where’s jerry lewis when you need the man
where’s jerry lewis when no one gives a damn
there’s my man up on the stage
and with the children about four in age
they’re crazy, they’re crippled but they’re lovely
(and young) and young and wild and lovely
(and crippled) and crippled (and crippled)
and it’s a crime, they’re lovely (and lovely)
where’s jerry lewis, who’s on the stage soon
who’s comin’ up (coppin’ a feel from a crippled baboon)
i’ll give my money to any baboon
who’s crazy enough to win my money
and there’s a cripple so i'll give some more
oh there’s a fiver for you son
i love you (i love you, too)
your lovely cripple boy (crippled)
the lovely cripple boy (crippled motherfucker)
where’s jerry Lewis when you need the man
come labor day each year
where’s Jerry Lewis (wheelchair blues)
where’s Jerry Lewis (mmm winner, you’re a real winner)
where’s Jerry Lewis?

i don't mind livin' without a heart
i like fuckin' people over for a fuckin' start
i like to kill, nobody gonna tell me what t' do
i'll bite you black and blue
then later on when you're bleedin' dead
i'll be laughin' right over your fuckin' face
i'll be pissin' on your grave
i'll piss on your grandma's tomb
i'm evil, i'm evil, jack
i don't have no confessions
i got no conscience, i take lives
as a bum would eat bread and butter, i'll take a life
as a bum would take swig from a bottle a whiskey
that's how i take your life missy
i'm evil, jack
there was a priest
who once tried to have a talk with me
i wouldn't listen
there was a priest
who once tried to have a speech with me
i got news for him, he's dead now
i'm evil, jack
you better you better keep a lookout behind your back
because i'm e-i-v-l j-a-c-k, jack
i got no hang-ups about nothin'
i'll take a life, i'll take more than a life
i'll take life over death
no you won't after you meet me
i'm evil, jack
you might as well have a heart attack
it's better than goin'...
the way i'll get a hold of you
the way you'll go
i'll let you know i'm evil, jack

he had the change done at the shop
earlobes for cocks
april fools
he had his balls thrown over the top
like a mop of hair
april fools
he had his buttocks transferred
to his cheeks on his face
april doom
because then where would the poop come out of
ohh his mouth
well he decided he wanted a vagina down south
april fools
where his belly button once stood
now stood a cock with a mouth at the end that ate the food
well, what a peculiar guest he was
at summer swimming parties
what with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
and, of course, beneath his chin the penis
and on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
april fool
jester wally jewel boy navel-eyed jack wiglet bill
you’ve had your fill of transplants please
you wish you could change back at will but...
tits coming off the backside, 69 to be exact
i thought it was pretty many but you be the judge
april dick
well, he became a woman then a man
then a dog, then a sheep, then a man, then a god
he had 'em all put on his body
gimme 75 tits, gimme 1400 balls
gimme cocks coming out of every living pore
ohh vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine
ohh wonderful at bathing parties
april fools
but this was no, no april fools
this was for real
this was goddamn scary when he walked through the village
when he took his place next to the other boys in line
to serve his patriotic duty
well, it’s kinda rude the way people stare
he said "i’d like all, all the things i had put on me
covered up with billions of pieces of hair"

i told you 'bout love
i told you you'd get it as soon as i got it
i told you 'bout love
i told you you'd get it as soon as i gave it to you
boys you don't know what I got
aw girls you'll never get none of mine
it's for the boys
my rocks I only get off and give 'em to the boys
the boys should get the jewels and the finest kind
oh run your hand through my spine
oh boy boy you really know how to grind
oh girls give up
the boys are coming off the top with my head
there it goes whoops oh across the floor
past the jewels out the door
with the boys forget the girls
boys with boys girls get with the girls and
the boys with the boys
it's only right and natural
the boys with the boys
it's only what we should have done in the first place
fuck eve that was the problem from the start
if there would have been two adams
there'd have been no problem
none of this other shit would've ever happened
with the boys
ahh ahh get rid of the girls get with the boys
ahh raise your dildos high
we're the boys we'll run this town up n' down
we know what we're doin' we're the boys

i'm sad because my goat just died today
i'm sad my goat just fell in the hay hey
we're all sad the goat just died today
we're sad enough t' cry
sad, the goat just died tonight
we're sad, his funeral though will be out of sight
we're so sad, but in a way we're happy
he didn't suffer too much, he only got the cramps once
sad, oh the piece of poop
wouldn't come out of his belly
sad, we had to call Doc Nelly
we're sad

my daughter's missing
and so i'll call the authorities
i hope she hasn't been raped
this world's a mystery to me
she was a straight a student from Tennessee
a little mentally ill, but as parents we never notice these things
she's missing
i hope she's missing us today
'cause we love you
Gwendyln Macrae
the school said she'd never amount to much
and her boyfriends always wanted
at least a feel or a touch
and now she's missing
our daughter's missing today
i hope she hasn't been raped
this world's still a game, a mystery to us
as parents today
Gwendyln Macrae, we love you girl
Gwendyln Macrae, Gwendyln Macrae
where are you today?
Gwendyln Macrae

whatever you like
whatever you like
whatever you want
whatever you like
whatever you want
oh put your finger in the dike, stop the leak
squeaky Connie Kim John
your teacup is full of water
i ought to tell your mother on you
you weren't supposed to be seen with older men
younger ones are alright
Crystal Pete Patty had a hand job with Annie
oh her fanny boys twisted-up and greased-like
behind the boys there stood the older man
who controlled the flow of the dike
eventually tonight the leak stopped
alright yaah oh tonight silly granny Billy boy
he decided to try to plug the bottom of the ocean with his thumb
that didn't work it was too small so he tried his rump
that seemed to do the trick

as god is my judge, god is gay
as god is my judge
there was something strange about Lucifer
something wrong with his hand
there was something strange about Jesus
he didn't follow Lucifer's command
Lucifer said "Jesus be straight"
Jesus said "the gates would never open if this was true"
ohh something about a vision in a park
of Jesus holding hands with an angel named Lark McGee
Lucifer therefore lost his wings
and all the angels sing, all the angels sing
god is gay
god is gay

i love you and i know you know i do
no arms, no legs but yes i’ll be true, i love you
i’ll visit you often because
i’ve got a thing for boys, you know i do
i’ll be here t' see you through
i love you, you know i don’t
what a burden it is
taking care of little creeps like you
i love you, i’ll take care of you
you know i do not care anymore if you live
you’re gonna ride that miniature pony i bought you
you better get some legs and some arms too ‘cause
i told you before
i don’t love you
you know i do

stand up for your rights to be women
stand up for your rights to be men, to be men
stand up for your rights to be humans
stand up for your rights to be gods
people gonna stop you
people gonna make you what they are
which is sad and depressed and
stand up for your rights to be animals
stand up for your right to be a vegetable
stand up, you got to stand up
well a lot of disrespect going down
towards the minerals
just because you’re a rock
don’t mean that you ain’t got a big fat lot of love
stand up for your rights
stand up for your rights
stand up for your rights or sit down

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ooh yeah, yeah
lovely love at the beach with the men
in their nice tanned suits
some without anything on
a lifeguard all year long
all year long i’m a lifeguard
all year long i’m a lifeguard
rescuing men, i’ll help you out
you look a little stiff there man
looks like shark bite, help me
that looks like it needs some sucking out
oh yeah just a lifeguard
i’m a lifeguard on the beach for love
lifeguard, lifeguard of love
fuck off, fucked up
it’s wrong when men love women you know
men should only be with men

i'm hungry, feed me now
i gotta eat something
give a shit, give me a piece of a cow
i'm hungry, come on where's the meat?
give me a piece of fruit, not that kind
i'm hungry
give a shit about lying around
in a nursing home watching TV
give me a piece of anything
hungry, i don't want to be your friend
i'm hungry, give me what you got on your plate
i'll, get your hands off, i'll take what i want
i'm hungry, i deserve this food
don't you dare not feed me food
i'm hungry, who isn't?
got something stuck in my throat
probably a piece of pheasant
what did' you put in this food? what are you poisoning me?
my throat is bent, my throat is all bent up
help nurse, my throat, the bent, the bent throat
i got a bent throat
what do you mean what the fuck's the pr(oblem)
the throat is bent
you can't eat food with a bent throat
you try fooding eat
you eat, yeah you eat all right
i watch you eat, i never get no food
what do i get leftovers, leftover leftovers
give me some rightovers for once
my throat wait a minute
but i'm hungry, i'm hungry
oh man i am hungry

Banjo Bonnie, laced with honey
next to the corn bees in flight
they’re nothing like the bee from your queen-flowered teats
Banjo Bonnie, father William's honey
sweet and teaty buzzin' around, you sexy thing
your banjo’s playing songs to attract all the boys
but you prefer girls, which is natural
Banjo Bonnie, William bring the honey
her butter-corned loins are burning like bumble bee wax
the teeth of the local bees are becoming annoyed with you
you’re taking all the business away
your banjo playing so sweetly like the honey
it's so sweet and funny
here comes the fire truck again
it's all the honey bees are gonna lend you this time
you can’t be put out by any fire truck i know of
that’s right because it’s
Banjo Bonnie, your fanny is funny
when it’s buttered up and eaten by William
and the other honey bees laced with honey on their wings
and they’re flying, teats exposed
all around everyone’s laughing
but the dead bees you’ve eaten now

(if i ever catch the guy who)
ok, which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope?
she ain’t livin’ no more
i just came from the coffin
cope, i’ll cope, i’ll cope with her goddamn death but
which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope?
oh come on one of you fucking coke addicts own up
and tell me, tell me how t' cope
you cope with a closed casket
full of doped-up daughter dope
ok which one of you fucking addicts
gave my daughter the dope?
one of you measly bastards is gonna pay
i’ll tell ya
don’t tell me t' cope
how the fuck do you cope
when your ten year old daughter’s life
is fucking snuffed
my wife just had an operation too
so i want to ask
which one of you creeps gave my daughter the dope?
this ain’t no fucking soap opera
this is my god damned daughter’s life here
we’re talkin’ about
i wanna know
which one of you bastard dogs
gave my daughter the dope?
it ain’t no miracle raisin' her up from the grave
but i’m gonna try
which one of you gave my daughter the dope?

Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling
he won't be doing much playing around this weekend
nevertheless he'll do his best
getting it on with black chicks by the dozens
he doesn't know the possibilities of aids
he's never heard of these things
he's been a secluded priest
all his life he's raped sisters
oh la la, la dee dee
oh the candy's falling out of his rectum
he keeps it in his rec room after dark
in the light of day all the candy melts away
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend
next week he'll be available again for business
by then ohh

i had a second change done at the shop
now i've added animal cocks
anything you can imagine i've got on
i added hippo balls and rhino balls to my eyelids
a couple up my nostrils and i'm much happier now
i'm really gay, so happy
giraffe balls for earlobes again
there's nothing like havin' a few friends attached
i may hatch, i may have to hatch
some impala balls to my ankles
and these zebra stripes
i gotta have a couple right up my backside oh yeah
animal parts, the change was real sharp
second change at the shop there's a discount
ohh added some other stuff
i don't know when i'll end
they say you can only put on so much
but i intend to put them all on just like noah's ark
right on top of one another if i have to
oh gorilla balls right underneath my tongue
it sounded like fun but it's hard t' eat
yeah it's hard t' eat with the squirrel balls
hangin' down from the roof, roof of my mouth
ruth was the attendant nurse by the way
who helped in the shop
let's give her a hand, lovely ruth
sloth balls and cocks
and i've added them all on top, a full mop of hair
impala balls
oh cheetah nuggets ha ha
lots of cheetah nuggets

who's sucking on grandpa's balls
since grandma ain't home tonight?

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO":
grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only goes to show
grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only went to show
when the ambulance arrived
there wasn't a cock alive
grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma in the corner with a beehive in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
when the ambulance arrived today
all the penises were playing in the hay
grandma in the corner in her hand with a penis
going "no, no, no, no, no"
the ambulance man
saying "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma, oh grandma
you old fucking cunt bitch grandma
i'm gonna wring the penis from your hands
"oh no, no, no"
grandma, grandma
"no, no, no, no, no"
in the corner with your hands
you wrung your hands from the penis
you crazy witch

dreambox, dreambox
baby's got a dreambox
wanna get inside your panties tonight
creambox, creambox
baby's got a creambox
wanna get inside your panties tonight
dreambox, dreambox
baby's got a dreambox
wanna get inside your panties tonight

spare me some cock brother?
looked at my watch and it came on one
so did i
looked at my watch and it said 2, 3, 4
time sure flies when you're fucking
looked at my watch and it was going on 5
well, the more the merrier
looked at my watch and it was 666
devil cock
looked at my watch and it was 7 on the head
i haven't had this good of skull in years
looked at my watch and it was 899
the number to call for the sperm overdose hotline
looked at my watch and it was 10, 11, 12
Michelle, my belle
rock on, wolverine wiener breath
looked at my watch and it was 13 to 14
that’s how i like 'em
rock on

My Daughter The Broad Reviews

All Music Guide Review

After Racially Yours couldn't be released in 1992, the Frogs spent several years recording away happily by themselves, creating a series of "Made-Up Songs" tapes that they sold and circulated to fans in between finding themselves feted by the alternative rock empire of the early nineties. A slew of selections from these tapes ended up forming My Daughter the Broad, a nicely rough counterpoint to the slicker, near-contemporaneous Starjob EP. To say that My Daughter the Broad is clearly a Frogs album and nobody else's is like saying the Pope is Catholic -- there's no question about it, it simply is. Some of the more insane song titles will confirm that much: "Which One of You Gave My Daughter the Dope?," "April Fools (He Had the Change Done at the Shop)," "Children Run Away (The Man With the Candy)," and the immortal wrongness of "Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls Since Grandma Ain't Home Tonight?" As before, the split between the two singers -- Dennis Flemion's rasping multiple characters and Jimmy Flemion's sweetly vile troubadour -- makes for even more entertainment. When they both try out on an occasional duet, the results are even more disturbing -- "Where's Jerry Lewis?" tears down that particular icon and more in a mere one and a half minutes. Musically the duo still know how to make astoundingly epic rock and roll, fractured folk, and heaven knows what else out of their particular stew, and as seems to be their preferred style, they're at their most outrageous when creating the most accessible music. "The Boys With the Boys" rides its gently strummed melody along to rather disturbing ends, while "God Is Gay" is calmly sung and softly performed, yet will never fit into any Christian church's hymnal. And who could knock the weepy piano ballad "I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today"? ~ Ned Raggett, All Music Guide



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