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Golden Torch

by Thirst Things First

Nintendo noise new wave punk drink party.
Genre: Metal/Punk: Skatepunk
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1. Golden Torch
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2. Twotoototutu
4:33 $0.99
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3. Oil Fever
4:06 $0.99
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
GOLDEN TORCH WAS RE-RE-RECORDED IN 4019 WITH A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AND SCOT ADAMS AT BATTLEMUSIC LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES WORLD. SCOT ADAMS EXAMINED THE CONTENTS AND MIXED THEM EFFICIENTLY WITHIN THE SNUGGIE WALLS OF BATTLEMUSIC. THE MASTER MIXES WERE THEN QUICKLY SHIPPED TO THE DARK WEB SO THAT THE BAND COULD SPEND MORE OIL TO MAKE THE ALBUM LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED HUMAN EARS. ARTWORK WAS BRILLIANTLY ERECTED BY SOME MONSTER.COM HOST NAMED A.J. WEIGMAN, ALONG WITH A NEW TTF BADGE OF HONOR, GENERATED BY RYAN CONNOLLY.

ALL SONGS BY LORD BOOT:\\ AND TEAM TTF EXCEPT "OIL FEVER" WHICH WAS INCORRECTLY WRITTEN BY OUR ARCH NEMESIS SPUTNIK KAPUTNIK. SCOT ADAMS PLAYED A HIGH TOM AND LOW TOM ON 'TWOTOOTOTUTU' AND TEAM TTF DECIDED TO GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR IT. CAN YOU HEAR THE PART HE DID?

BOOT:\\ ASSEMBLED TEAM TTF AND DEPLOYED J.O.R.D. TO LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES, WORLD WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF NO NAME CAREER TELEMARKETERS AND LASER WHO LIVES IN HIS GRANDMOTHER'S BASEMENT IN ORDER TO FURTHER SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL CONSUMPTION ON PLANET WORLD AND SURROUNDING AREAS. THROUGHOUT THIRST THINGS FIRST'S WORK RELATIONSHIP IT BECAME A VIABLE OPTION TO PRODUCE AN ENTIRE EP ABOUT MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR. THE RELEASE WAS AN INSTANT CLASSIC, AND WITH PALINDROME-MAN JOINING TEAM TTF ON GUITAR, AND ARMOUR A AND MEGASPAIN IN THE MIX, IT WAS CLEAR THAT THIRST THINGS FIRST IS IN IT TO WIN IT. WHICH RE-RE-REMINDED TEAM TTF THAT THEY SHOULD PRODUCE DEMONSTRATIONS ABOUT REALLY IMPORTANT SUBJECTS LIKE MILLER BREWING COMPANY, B-SIDES, AND HOW MUCH BETTER TEAM TTF IS THAN OUR ARCH NEMESIS SPUTNIK KAPUTNIK.

DRINK OIL TO PUT THIRST THINGS FIRST.

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