Tom Segura | White Girls With Cornrows

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White Girls With Cornrows

by Tom Segura

Laid back and hilarious story-telling and observations about life and all the mundane that goes with it.
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Intro
0:15 album only
2. Los Angeles Is Spanish
2:37 album only
3. White Girls With Cornrows
1:25 album only
4. Every Family Has Stupid
4:29 album only
5. Animal Man
5:30 album only
6. Ass Hats
4:42 album only
7. People Want to Connect
1:32 album only
8. Destiny
7:48 album only
9. NYC
11:09 album only
10. Inspiration
2:54 album only
11. Where the Dudes At?
1:19 album only
12. My Downfall
3:31 album only
13. Caught By Strangers
3:27 album only
14. Confusing Words
1:02 album only
15. Worse At Sex
4:53 album only
16. Bonus: a Mexican Story
9:10 album only
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Album Notes
Tom Segura is a comedian originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, though he was raised in too many places to list. His television credits include Conan, Comedy Central Presents (Half-Hour special), Showtimes’ Russell Peters Presents, Live at Gotham, and Mash Up. When he’s not on tour Tom continues to perform at the top comedy festivals in the world, including Montreal’s Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival – Las Vegas, The South Beach Comedy Festival, The South Africa Comedy Festival and The Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver. Tom also regularly appears on syndicated radio shows The Bob and Tom Show and The Jim Rome show. Additionally, his noted podcast, Your Mom’s House can be heard weekly at White Girls With Cornrows marks Segura's second album in as many years. His debut album, Thrilled, was acclaimed by both audiences and critics.

"In the comedy clubs, theaters, arenas and dive bars of America, comics are part of an animalistic kingdom that is all about survival. You’ve got the lions, the kings of the jungle who sell out every performance. You’ve got your hyenas, the Emcee’s of the world who just keep on lauging. And then you’ve got your honey badgers, Tom Segura. And that’s because Tom doesn’t give a s**t. He’ll take on anything." - Nate Rankin, America's Comedy.Com

"...This comic is one dark dude...Contorting Americans’ tiresome resolution to lose weight, the, um, flabsurdist in Segura dreams of gaining 800 pounds so he can essentially commit to sit. In what amounts to public service announcements, generally for women, he thoughtfully reveals when to flee from a man sporting a ponytail and when asking “What is normal?” is an absolutely terrifying question. Even without Lasik surgery, Segura sees the mundane and the madness with equal sharpness." -John Delery,



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