Travis Bone | Life Before the Internet

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Life Before the Internet

by Travis Bone

Storytelling comedy and observational humor from one of twitter's own. Travis is caught live, doing what he does best... telling jokes and stories about his dogs, video games and growing up before the internet.
Genre: Spoken Word: Standup Comedy
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Nervous Introductions (Live)
3:07 $0.99
2. Morning Sickness (Live)
2:45 $0.99
3. Till Death Do Us Part (Live)
1:16 $0.99
4. Tasting the Color Purple (Live)
1:16 $0.99
5. A Visit to Wrinkle City (Live)
4:52 $0.99
6. Cats Are Evil (Live)
4:10 $0.99
7. My Dog Dexter (Live)
4:30 $0.99
8. Rogue Nipple (Live)
2:22 $0.99
9. Dead Broke (Live)
3:10 $0.99
10. Tigger and the Comforter (Live)
3:01 $0.99
11. Twenty-Nine Forevermore (Live)
4:26 $0.99
12. Growing up 8-Bit (Live)
4:01 $0.99
13. Animated Snuff Films (Live)
3:08 $0.99
14. Quickies (Live)
2:14 $0.99
15. Vaginal Scavenger Hunt (Live)
1:49 $0.99
16. Avoiding Georgia (Live)
1:48 $0.99
17. Going South in a Rest Area Restroom (Live)
5:02 $0.99
18. The Diet Starts Monday (Live)
4:07 $0.99
19. Let's Talk About Sex (Live)
4:43 $0.99
20. Patience and Tolerance and Ball Pits (Live)
4:13 $0.99
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Album Notes
"Grand storytelling and honest observations on the downfall of modern society thanks to social media and cable television mixed with witty quips and self deprecating hilarity." - biased online review paid for with iTunes gift cards

"He still owes us a ton of money." - US Department of Education

"It's embarrassing but we still love him." - Mom

A long time ago, in a town surrounded by corn, long before Al Gore invented the internet, a group of friends made it a normal drinking game to sit around, discuss & make up disturbing sex terms... the "Angry Dragon", the "Cincinnati Taco Chop", the "Sunny Side Up", the "Donkey Punch", etc, etc. These disturbing and disgusting terms started to take on a life of their own. Then one day, while sitting at an Applebee's in Cincinnati, Ohio in the mid 1990's, they heard a table behind them mention a "Donkey Punch" and start laughing. WTF? A couple years later, one of the group heard a "Cleveland Steamer" mentioned at a frat party in Tennessee when he was visiting his girlfriend... WTF? The terms had somehow made their way out of their basement and into the world. Seven degrees of Kevin Bacon? Apparently. Someone said, "Man wouldn't it be funny if we had t-shirts that said 'Donkey Punch'?" In 2001, Travis led a motley group of would-be anarchists into an adventure that would change their lives forever. GetOffended Inc was born. For more than a decade they sold millions of offensive and humorous t-shirts, posters, stickers and books all over the world. In 2012, GetOffended finally closed up shop. The gang was looking down the barrel at middle-age and each of them reacted differently. Travis refused to give up the dream. You can always find him online writing under various pen names, on twitter as @FinallyHeSleeps, at the bar with a Guinness in his hand, playing video games or finding new and creative ways to thwart the acceptance of the inevitable aging process itself.

In addition to performing stand-up, Travis is an award winning author and comedy writer. Using his chronic insomnia as an inspirational tool, he found early success in social media and print. Although he gained notoriety with his dark humor, he has confessed his preference for the twisted nature of horror and suspense. In 2011 he broke the silence on his lifelong struggle with apeirophobia and began work on his first novel. Released in 2012, "Lost in Infinity" marked his debut into the world of psychological fiction. In 2014, Travis released the follow up, "Lost In Infinity: Deja Vu Redux". Travis's humor and writing has been featured in national publications as well as on the refrigerator in his mother's kitchen.



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Jeffrey Skokie

Funny as hell if you're over 30!
I think a lot of this would go over millenials' heads but for me, it was awesome. A huge trip down memory lane.