Will Echo & Frank Kozlowski | Bad Bad Santa

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Bad Bad Santa

by Will Echo & Frank Kozlowski

A humorous parody in a rock pop style. Blending guitars, drums and orchestral sounds along with unique sound effects to create some Santa fun for Christmas.
Genre: Rock: Adult Alternative Pop/Rock
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Will Echo & Frank Kozlowski
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Story

It’s been a bad year in Lapland. Santa Claus’s wife has been having a fling with Santa’s chief Elf since last years Christmas party. “You’re all work and no play, Santa”, Mrs Claus said.

When Santa found out about their secret affair Mrs Claus left him, running off with her tiny toy-boy Elf to Spain where they now live it up, sunbathing in the Spanish heat and drinking tequilas in the local bars.


Santa, distraught at loosing his wife, has gone into a downward decline, seeking solace in vices to help ease his deep anguish.

Every day is a despicable mix of stealing, gambling, drinking and loose women.


Lyrics

Bad Bad Santa

Lapland went crazy. Mrs Claus strayed
Ran off with an Elf, living in Spain
Sunbathing on beach towels, drinking tequila
Never going back, to her igloo from her villa

Well Mr Claus got drinking, seeking women on-line
Leaving his reindeer with no food or exercise
Gambling with dice, playing poker all night
His friends up and left when he started picking fights

Bad, bad Santa aint coming out to play
He's drunk on Bourbon Whiskey, cancelled Christmas Day
They'll be empty kids stockings and stale mince pies
This is one Christmas that Rudulph won't fly

It just goes to show all the gifts known to man
Won't bring you happiness without the love of a good woman

Bright bow wrapped presents, he opened a few
Just a box of cherry liqueurs, a pen and a kazoo
Then came digital cameras. Cuban cigars
Stealing became a way of life, he'd gone too far

Downhill all the way, he became a rotten mess
He looked like a tramp in dirty fancy dress
He had cigarettes in his pockets and red wine on his cuffs
He was a fashion statement that said "man I've had enough"

It just goes to show all the gifts known to man
Won't bring you happiness without the love of a good woman

Bad, bad Santa aint coming out to play
He's drunk on Bourbon Whiskey, cancelled Christmas Day
They'll be empty kids stockings and stale mince pies
This is one Christmas that Rudulph won't fly

Bad, bad Santa. Bad, bad Santa
Bad, bad Santa. Bad, bad Santa

He's gone from bad to worse
He's got an incurable case of a Christmas curse
Bad, bad Santa. Bad, bad Santa
Bad, bad Santa. Bad, bad Santa


Lyrics and vocal - Will Echo
Music and production - Frank Kozlowski


* “Bad Bad Santa” is a unique independent production and makes no claims or is no-way related to any other trade marks, visual works or audio productions bearing a similar name.

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